I got flack overÂ theÂ last post I wrote from Sophia, my mother, and the estate of Irving Berlin.Â Â Who advertises a holiday concert with smut like that?Â
They’re absolutely right.Â Â The holidays are a time for family, and I want your entire family — including your adorable, fresh-faced children — to be able to enjoy the festivities of the Christmahanukwanzaakah concert.
For that reason, I’d like toÂ moveÂ the last post one down since it is NSFC (not safe for children), and remind you about the concert once again, this time in a sugar-plum fairy, wholesome wayÂ fit for all ages.
Remember, the concert is Monday.Â Â Â All materials must be in by Sunday night.Â Â Happy Hanukkah!Â Merry Christmas!Â Ho Ho Ho!Â All the best during this holiday season, boys and girls!
Irving Berlin:Â “You know, I thought the last post was pretty funny.”
Neilochka:Â “Thanks, Irv.”
Irving Berlin:Â “Nice bunch of Rockettes up there.Â You know, in my day, I shtupped quite a few Rockettes.”
Neilochka:Â “Really?Â Hmmm, I’d like to hear all about it, but tell me after the holidays…”
Irving Berlin:Â “There was this one dancer named Marion.Â Â SheÂ was so limber, she could lift her leg over her head.Â As you could imagine, this came in quite handy when…”
Neilochka:Â “Irving… Irving… later!Â Â After the holidays!!Â Â For now, this blog is strictly G-rated — nice, not naughty”