Extreme Makeover – Patio Edition June 24, 2007 / Neil Kramer / 75 Comments Photos (and most of the work) by Sophia. Share this:FacebookTwitterMoreEmailPrintRedditLinkedIn Life with Sophia, Los Angeles Previous post Amazing Things You Can Find at a Los Angeles Goodwill Store Next post I’m Not Gay! 74 Comments DebR June 24, 2007 at 9:25 pm Wow, that looks fabulous! I especially like the fountain and the datura plant. Reply Elaine June 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm WOW it’s really pretty! Kudos to Sophia! &… er, you too, Neil. Reply Sarah June 24, 2007 at 10:13 pm wow 🙂 very floral! pretty. Reply liz elayne June 24, 2007 at 10:31 pm i love all of it…it is incredible and beautiful and looks like a place for relaxing and healing and laughter. (my favorite part is the frog couple though.) Reply JanePoe (aka Deborah) June 24, 2007 at 10:49 pm What a wonderful oasis!! xx, JP Reply E June 24, 2007 at 11:24 pm very nice – i love the two seater swing especially. Did it rain right before the photos or are you the kind who water plants with a hose? I don’t think you would because it would probably kill the flowers… but coming from Sydney in drought right now all I can say is that I am very jealous! Reply Neil June 24, 2007 at 11:27 pm Uh-oh, does watering with a hose really kill the flowers? Reply helen June 25, 2007 at 1:33 am The flowers are in full bloom. I see a tropical palm in the background. Coming from the tropics, that’s a familiar sight. I got 2 HUGE fan palm in my garden. It’s posing quite a danger when the Southern wind blows during the end of the year. 🙂 Reply V-Grrrl June 25, 2007 at 2:10 am Wow, what an explosion of color. I hope you have twinkly white lights to string about and illuminate it at night. Reply Teebopop June 25, 2007 at 4:23 am So colorful and well-organized! Very nicely done! Reply tamar June 25, 2007 at 4:40 am a veritable gan eydn! Reply sputnik June 25, 2007 at 4:49 am Whoa! Did you guys buy up the entire Home Depot? I’m imagining their garden dept. shelves denuded of merchandise. So colorful–it looks great! Reply ekramer June 25, 2007 at 5:04 am it looks beautiful Reply Shelli June 25, 2007 at 5:13 am What are those yellow hangy upside down flowers? Those are cool! Reply SmartSocratics June 25, 2007 at 5:43 am Oh wow! Oh, and I forgot, you live in California. I’ve never seen a patio with as many plants and flowers as yours, in Michigan. My compliments to Sophia, and you lucky guy you…you get to enjoy the fruits of her labor! Reply alissa June 25, 2007 at 5:58 am Wow! That is quite the oasis. Gorgeous. Reply orieyenta June 25, 2007 at 6:06 am Oh my gosh it is so BEAUTIFUL. It looks like one of those articles in “Better Homes and Gardens”. Good work Sophia 😉 Reply Not Fainthearted June 25, 2007 at 6:31 am Neil, I think it depends on how you water with the hose. If the water pressure is too hard and it’s just blasting them down, not so good. But with a spray attachment it is fine. Amazing gardening. Are the banana thingees the only thing in actual ground? or is everything in pots? Just beautiful. Makes me want to make a cup of tea and sit there. Reply Dagny June 25, 2007 at 6:37 am Sophia does lovely work. Of course, I would expect that of her. Reply paintergirl June 25, 2007 at 7:03 am what an oasis. I love all the little nooks and secret places to sit and relax. Reply Finn June 25, 2007 at 7:11 am All I can think of when I see that is, “Who is gonna water all those?” Good luck with that Reply tiff June 25, 2007 at 7:26 am Holy cats, that’s gorgeous. I mean, GORGEOUS. Many hours are to be spent puttering around and watering, which is NOT a bad way to spend time. Enjoy it! Reply Neil June 25, 2007 at 7:32 am Finn, I hear you. My biggest fear is that it will be so much work to maintain this and keep everything from dying, that we will start arguing over it, like who does the dishes or who walks to dog. At least for now, it is very calming. Nelumbo, gardening expert, if you are reading this — we found some ugly bug in the soil (a pest — like an aphid). Does this mean we need to spray everything with pesticides? Reply wendy June 25, 2007 at 7:35 am Now that’s what I call “blooming where you are planted”. I can feel Sophia all hopped up on life from here! Dalhias are some of my favs..Lots of bloom for the buck! Well done! Reply Sophia June 25, 2007 at 8:17 am Not Fainthearted, the banana thingees ARE the only thing in actual ground, except it’s really a huge Bird Of Paradise thingee. 🙂 Actually, there is also a small succulent – a Jade Plant. Shelli, those yellow hangy upside down flowers are Angel’s Trumpets or Brugmansia. People often confuse them with Datura, which looks similar but has erect flowers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brugmansia Neil and Nelumbo, what we found was a couple of earwigs, not an aphid! I do get aphids in that big Bird of Paradise tree, so I’m sure they’ll be happy to jump ship and go to my flowers… Reply thethinker June 25, 2007 at 8:49 am Great garden. Reply "said" woman June 25, 2007 at 8:52 am It looks like a beautiful oasis for you and Sophia to get away from the hustle and bustle!!!! Amazingly alive with color! Reply Churlita June 25, 2007 at 9:00 am You guys accomplished all that and dealt with the pigeon drama? You two are truly amazing. Reply whoorl June 25, 2007 at 9:16 am Looks fantastic! Watch out for the scary bees, though. I hate bees. Reply Ash June 25, 2007 at 9:47 am Very pretty! Well done guys 🙂 Reply heather anne June 25, 2007 at 9:57 am These pictures make me feel so happy. Which, I guess, is kind of the point, huh? 🙂 Reply Neil June 25, 2007 at 10:15 am Whoorl — Bees?! First pigeons, then scary looking “earwigs,” now bees! Nature is scary. I say throw it down and put up a parking lot! Reply Neil June 25, 2007 at 10:18 am And one confusing thing that maybe someone knows the answer to — some flowers want shade, and some sun, and some partial shade — but doesn’t the sun move throughout the day? Reply Pants June 25, 2007 at 10:45 am Oh my goodness! So cheerful! Reply Irina June 25, 2007 at 11:01 am Very beautiful! I love all the bright colors, and the fountain. Always wanted to have a little garden of my own. : ) Reply mrsatroxi June 25, 2007 at 11:37 am So pretty! Reply Pearl June 25, 2007 at 12:12 pm These are not just a few flowers and plants: this is a shrine to all things that grow and are beautiful. What a comforting a “time-out” zone you guys have! I especially like that last photo: it’s as if these plants are smiling and saying, “We like to hang around with the Kramer/Lansky couple… We bring them good cheer.” Reply MichelleV June 25, 2007 at 12:36 pm That would be a watering nightmare in Colorado.And a hail nightmare. And a bear nightmare. I posted a photo of a bear sitting on my flowers.. Anyhow. it just boils down to “I’m Jealous” it is gorgeous and you guys deserve it. Reply question girl June 25, 2007 at 12:59 pm beautiful… and since they are all in containers – NO WEEDS!!! Reply Bec June 25, 2007 at 1:13 pm So you start your own ‘makeover’ show in the new season? Reply Eileen June 25, 2007 at 1:26 pm If you tell me this is the before shot I am going to have to throw myself under a bus Reply Bre June 25, 2007 at 1:55 pm I’m jealous that she can keep them all so… alive. Reply Not Fainthearted June 25, 2007 at 2:00 pm Neil, actually, the sun stays in relatively the same spot and the earth moves, but the result is the same. 😉 Reply Melissavina June 25, 2007 at 2:02 pm Wow, that’s a lot of prettiness. I long for a patio like that, and all those pots, and all those blossoms. I’m lucky to keep a palm tree alive. Reply Alice June 25, 2007 at 2:26 pm holy cow, this is GORGEOUS. i would love to have something like this… as long as sophia came and set it up for me. and, uh, maintained it too. Reply Neil June 25, 2007 at 2:54 pm Bre — we’ve only had them for a few days. We haven’t proven yet that we can “keep them alive.” Reply princess extraordinaire June 25, 2007 at 2:59 pm Way to go Neil….and Sophia…it looks great! Reply psychomom June 25, 2007 at 3:28 pm Beautiful and great work. Time to sit back and enjoy the natural high. Reply Kate June 25, 2007 at 3:31 pm Thanks for the comment luv! I was worried that I may have lost all my favorite readers – glad to know not all are lost! 😉 I’ve been meaning to log on to post well wishes to Sophia – please pass mine on. I hope that her gorgeous garden is a testament to how she’s healin’! ::hugs:: Reply margalit June 25, 2007 at 4:54 pm WOW! That is a masterpiece. Now I see why it took so long, but man, was it worth it. It’s like a tiny little outpost of civilization in a cruel cruel world! So peaceful and relaxing. I can imagine sitting on your porch swing in the late afternoon and just chatting with a glass of wine by your side. It’s lovely. Reply Leah June 25, 2007 at 4:58 pm Wow! Sophia sure has a green thumb!! She must be pumping Miracle-Gro through her veins. Reply Two Roads June 25, 2007 at 5:23 pm A wonderful respite! Enjoy! This is a great way to have fun in the park with Sophia all within the privacy of your own patio! Reply plain jane June 25, 2007 at 5:37 pm Not-Fainthearted is right, you were probably off smoking pot when they discussed that in 3rd grade science class. And at night the sun is REALLY shaded. Reply Lilymane June 25, 2007 at 7:50 pm The pigeon story did NOT prepare me for such a lovely sight!! What a fantastic job you did. It reminded me of my mother’s container gardens which is strange because my mother’s gardens never looked like anyone else’s gardens (here in the South). Then it hit me – my mother is a SoCal beach girl! So thanks for sharing the fruits of your hard work with us – and thank you for connecting me with my mother’s childhood. Peace. Reply canadian_sadie June 25, 2007 at 8:01 pm I’m crazy about the pink hanging cans on the fence! Those are adorable! The whole garden is quite spectacular, and an amazing amount of work. I’m in awe. You’re lucky to have such a lovely space 🙂 Reply gorillabuns June 25, 2007 at 9:30 pm all that color made me have a seizure! actually, i’m quite jealous and the plants are VERY BEAUTIFUL! (HENCE MY USE OF ALL CAPS!) i would have killed all the plants with a full on spray of my watering hose. come to think of it, i have. Reply Belinda June 25, 2007 at 9:51 pm I came for the patio, but I stayed for the pigeons (and Burt’s song–ICING, baby. ICING). And hey–I was a “blog crush of the day” once, long ago. Does the list get purged anew every year, or did I defy the homeowner’s association so egregiously as to not be included any more? I knew I should have brought in those flamingos… Reply Neil June 26, 2007 at 1:20 am Yes, it gets purged every once in a while and then I start over again, which may happen again soon. Reply Ariel June 26, 2007 at 4:40 am Looks like Sophia could have a glittering alternative career as the new Charlie Dimmock, or perhaps even Alan Titchmarsh, both of whom are cult TV gardeners in this neck of the woods! Reply kristen June 26, 2007 at 7:39 am your patio is fantastic – it makes me a little homesick. Reply nelumbo June 26, 2007 at 10:35 am Wow, Neil actually interested in plants??? I *love* the Angel’s Trumpet. I think that’s too tropical for here, but I need to check into it. I don’t think the earwigs will hurt anything but you might want to pick up some insecticidal soap for the aphids. They can jump. Reply Neil June 26, 2007 at 11:03 am Nelumbo — We bought some scary-looking pesticide that attaches to the garden hose and sprays the leaves and soil. This is what they recommended at Home Depot for the earwigs, which look like monsters from a 50’s sci-fi movie. Are you saying we SHOULDN’T use this? Reply question girl June 26, 2007 at 11:08 am neil – your question about sun and shade… yes the “sun moves”… but some plant need more and others need less sun…. its kind of like – you don’t want to water the grass DURING the day because it will just get scortched as the sun hits the wet grass – you want to water it in late evening or REALLY REALLY early in the morning (same as your flowers when it is very hot and dry out)…. Reply question girl June 26, 2007 at 11:12 am as for using pesticides… since you aren’t eating any of your plants (or are you) using chemicals isn’t a BIG deal – but make sure to wash your hands/skin very well afterwards…. some may be cancerous (depends on who you talk to)… a lot of gardeners use them.. a lot don’t…. some use them when they FIRST get started but then once things get setteled they stop and start using natural remedies – ie: kill june bugs by picking them off and dropping them in a bucket of CHEEP beer (not the good stuff – that is just alcohol abuse)…. your best bet – don’t ask at home depot – go to a couple & home/garden shops and get different perspecitves… AND get a few books from the bookstore… Reply plain jane June 26, 2007 at 12:47 pm Home use of pesticides may be linked to cancer and Parkinson’s, its not worth the risk and there are plenty of no/low toxic alternative. Especially since the lovely Sophia has already had a bout with cancer. Check out pesticide.org for alternatives, for example, here is the link about aphids http://www.pesticide.org/aphids.pdf Reply Edgy Mama June 26, 2007 at 1:12 pm Gorgeous! Hurrah, hurrah! Reply laura June 26, 2007 at 2:05 pm mm, i imagine it probably smells very nice on your patio… just the kind of place you want to take your coffee mug and curl up and never ever leave. Reply Neil June 26, 2007 at 2:17 pm Plain Jane — Sophia already knew that about pesticides and cancer, and even asked her doctor. That’s why she wants ME to spray everything outside while she leaves the house for several hours. Of course, I asked her, “What about MY health,” and she said I shouldn’t be concerned. Hmm…. Reply plain jane June 26, 2007 at 6:43 pm Has Sophia recently taken out a large life insurance policy on you? Hmmm? Makes one wonder. Reply E June 26, 2007 at 7:32 pm Sophia, when we first moved in Rob’s colleague gave us a pair of Jade plants – and like the crystal they are supposed to bring healing and protection! Neil, save the planet, buy a watering can! It’s more fun anyway and you get to control how much water each plant gets (all different). When flowers wilt, cut them off so the plant takes up less energy to try to make them drop off. Or something like that. The flowers should also bloom more often that way. You should get some orchids, they are very low-maintenance and hardy and beautiful! (national flower of Singapore 🙂 Reply rachael June 26, 2007 at 8:08 pm I love the fountain! Reply Karl June 27, 2007 at 5:31 am Beautiful work…looks fantastic. You can now sip coffee and listen to ABBA in a garden oasis. Reply Alexandra June 27, 2007 at 10:46 pm Wow! I love plants and little patio gardens! Now all you guys need are one of Laini’s Ladies Garden Ladies stakes in one of those. 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