See Sophia.Â Â She is stressed.Â Â Sophia wants to de-stress.Â
Sophia downloads “meditation MP3s” from the internet.Â Â Sophia puts on her headset and de-stresses with the sounds of the waves.
See Neil.Â Neil is stressed.Â Neil wants to de-stress.Â Neil wants to go online and fantasize about half-naked female bloggers.Â
Neil notices that Sophia has downloaded her “meditation MP3” from a mysterious “Russian site” that has infected the computer with various “worms.”Â
Neil is now VERY STRESSED.
See Sophia.Â Sophia lies in bed with her eyes closed, visualizing the ocean.Â She is unstressing.
Relax, Sophia, Relax!
See Neil.Â Neil sits in front of a computer monitor for five hours, waiting the “progress bars” ofÂ virus-scanners and “hijack stoppers” slowly moving millimeter by millimeter.Â Â Oddly enough, the blue-tinted “progress bars” are hypnotic.Â After Neil’s eyes become blurry, the progress bars appear as bluebirds flying across the landscape of a Costa Rican beach.
Relax, Neil, Relax!