Ah, Angelina – the Mia of our generation – beautiful daughter of Hollywood actor parent, now hooked up with a man who once held sway over thousands of screaming teen girls but in our youth oriented crazed world is now struggling to find his “niche” in older roles while making one bomb after another. So who’s next Angelina? A composer you can have a few of your own with? And then after that, will you hook up with Jon Favreau (a man who seems to think he’s the Woody Allen of our generation?)
Tune in 18 years from now when the polaroids hit the stands…..
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Ouch!
Baaaaddddddd! But so good — and damn near true.
too funny. The little dude on the right looks a tad peeved about the whole thing.
that was low, but hilarious.
Ah, yeah, mommy dearest.
Spot on, Neil.
What kind of savings do you get on bulk purchases? I’m thinking this could be the answer to Live 8.
Ah, Angelina – the Mia of our generation – beautiful daughter of Hollywood actor parent, now hooked up with a man who once held sway over thousands of screaming teen girls but in our youth oriented crazed world is now struggling to find his “niche” in older roles while making one bomb after another. So who’s next Angelina? A composer you can have a few of your own with? And then after that, will you hook up with Jon Favreau (a man who seems to think he’s the Woody Allen of our generation?)
Tune in 18 years from now when the polaroids hit the stands…..
I’m disturbed by that kid’s hairstyle… Anyone else?
My hair looks just like that, courtesy of nature.
professional child adopter….good career move after bad actress.
Damn, all they sell at my Costco are massive packs of toilet paper and giant packages of wieners.
we don’t have Costco here, just SamsClub… so all I could find was celebrity pets
Did I mention that I love celebrity weekend? I do.
Perfect.
A strange one, that Angelina. And yet so yummy.