the writing and photography of Neil Kramer

If I Hold It, They Will Come

On advice of her agent, Jennifer Love Hewitt will pose with anything for a publicity shot.   And I mean anything.




(via Digital Kitten)

Last installment of Celebrity Weekend.  Back to the important issues of the day, like sex and boules. 


  1. Bad Maria

    Egads, She’s just one step away from posing with you smiling…

  2. Leesa

    How lame. Funny, Bad Maria!

  3. Melliferous Pants

    My goodness, what a little trashy media whore!

    Thanks for Celebrity Weekend Neil!

  4. mary

    Ahaaaaaa that cracked me up.

  5. Renato

    She looks at these magazines in hopes that she will be in one of them…that is why she is so happy to pose for the media. The person who took these pics is unfortunately, just a photographer who can’t break it to her, that she isn’t famous anymore. :(. Poor JLH

  6. xtessa

    LOL! a girl after my own heart! ahahahaha!!!

    hey, just like her, i read your blog, right?!;)

  7. Megarita

    Can we at least celebrate the fact that she’s holding all of them the right side up? Yay JLH! Yay you!

  8. TWM

    She looks better naked. Well, in my imagination she does anyway.

  9. Edgy Mama

    Hey, at least she reads.

  10. kate

    She so needs to get a job. LOL.

  11. Heather

    Wow. This is just…I have no words.

    Neil… You could have at least thrown in a pic of her in her Hanes–the latest thing she’s hawking…

    Have a good week!

  12. The Moviequill

    BTW, Tussauds has a $500 reward for the return of her…the joke’s over, bring her back

  13. Pauly D

    You are the MASTER of photoshop.

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