Tag Archives: Walmart

Keep Those Jerks Gay!

Posted on October 21, 2010 by Neil

I am furious at Walmart. Livid. Let me explain. I’m not having an easy time lately. I’m like a wounded animal away from Sophia. Yesterday, I went to the dentist, and arrived too early, so I had to sit in … Continue reading →

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Freaks

Posted on September 5, 2009 by Neil

As so many of my blogging friends are involved in online giveaways or work as brand enthusiasts, is it becoming difficult to make jokes about these companies.  I have friends with “business” connections to vibrator manufacturers to Butterball Turkey to … Continue reading →

Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Blogging and the Internet | Tagged , | 61 Comments

Time to Ruin Another Christian Holiday!

Posted on January 23, 2006 by Neil

Dear Fellow Congregants of Temple Beit Blogosphere, Shalom! May I commend you on the excellent work you did last month.  Getting Walmart to say "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas" was a real coup!  We even got Bill O’Reilly’s attention, … Continue reading →

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Sorry, Jews: My First Retraction (Sort of)

Posted on December 14, 2005 by Neil

After receiving numerous angry emails from fellow Jews, I feel a little bit like Philip Roth after writing about Jews masturbating in "Goodbye Columbus."  So, like a Supreme Court nominee, I feel it is important to clarify myself after writing … Continue reading →

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LL Cool Jew

Posted on December 13, 2005 by Neil

I’m so tired of other Jews.    When did being Jewish become the "in" thing?    Moronic Hollywood actors going to Kabbalah classes.  Front page articles in New York magazine about Jews being smart  (I dealt with that subject months before them … Continue reading →

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This is NOT a Blog Anymore

Posted on November 13, 2005 by Neil

Over the weekend, I purposely avoided reading blogs written by women in order to explore the world of male blogging. Here are a few of my insights: 1) Too many men write about too many boring subjects — like computer … Continue reading →

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Handy Guide for Man-Shopping

Posted on May 22, 2005 by Neil

My women friends tell me that Home Depot is a better place to meet single men than any bar.  It seems men just love to talk to a pretty woman about tools. Now, Wal-Mart is getting into the singles scene. … Continue reading →

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