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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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The Poet at the Genius Bar
Last night, at 2AM, I was drunk, in bed alone, and my heart was on fire. And I wrote this text message on my iPhone – Dear Evaline, I know what I want is impossible, but I was tossing and … Continue reading
Holy Holy Elevator
It’s a little difficult publishing real-life posts lately, but I do enjoy fooling around with writing, mostly because it is relaxing, and I feel like a schoolkid doodling in a notebook. So consider this a doodle. Holy, Holy Elevator Oh … Continue reading
Pressing the Keys
Do you feel the energy as I peck with my finger. I know you are there. But does my voice linger? How do my words sound? What am I saying? Why do I do this? Is anyone paying? $$$ This … Continue reading
Run! He’s Writing a Poem
Two bloggers friends have been screwing around with my head lately — Jane Devin and Dana Guthrie Martin. Both of them are what they used to call “writers.” They do not write screenplays where some guy’s penis gets caught in the … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Literary
Tagged blogging, poetry, popularity, writing
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Confessions of a Poemphobe
One of the most surprising blogging relationships is my unlikely friendship with Dana and Liz Elayne of Poetry Thursday. I say “unlikely” because they are both creative women very much in touch with their emotions and inner selves, and I … Continue reading
Quiz
For which website am I LEAST likely to have written a post today? A) ebony-ivory.oregon.gov — African-Americans Who Love Portland B) do-svidanya.ru — The Self-Help Site for Separated Men with Foreign-Born Wives C) members-only.biz — A Forum for Co-Dependent Men … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life in General, Literary
Tagged poetry, Poetry Thursday
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Georgia (and Bloggers) on My Mind
I was very upset yesterday when I got an email from Lynn at Sprigs that she was closing her blog. I met Lynn (Dana) online last December when I was writing some posts for Blogebrity. Before meeting her, I interacted mostly … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet
Tagged blogging, creativity, fall foliage, poetry, writing
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The Ballad of Seth Blackwell
The Ballad of Seth Blackwell When I was younger, So much younger than today, I had long hair and oval specs, “Like John Lennon,” they would say. When I got much older, And started having dates, “Hey, look at … Continue reading
Everybody Loves a Baby
This week’s Poetry Thursday assignment was to read your poem out loud. I read my poem to a few women in my neighborhood, and they all hated it. For some reason, it made me like it even more. Everybody Loves … Continue reading
The Poetry Reading
I had just taken a shower tonight and was toweling off when I heard his voice. Neil’s Penis: “Where are you going tonight?” Neil: “I’m going to a poetry reading.” Neil’s Penis: “Aha! So that’s why you bought that beret … Continue reading



