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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Tag Archives: Halloween
The Mommyblogger’s Demon Child
(first part of story here) (continuation) This was the strangest week. I was depressed lately, rarely leaving the house. I spent a lot of time in my office, introducing my mother to new technology. I showed her how to use … Continue reading
Teaser
They were beautiful. They were talented. They were some of the finest writers and photographers on the internet — strong, independent women, business-women, mothers — mommybloggers. This weekend, twenty-five of these top mommybloggers met for a weekend summit in one … Continue reading
Giving Head
I’ve written a lot lately on the difficulties of a man and a woman becoming platonic friends. This has been a theme throughout my life. In my experience, something always gets in the way. After I graduated from Columbia, I … Continue reading
The Werewolf: The Scariest Halloween Tale Ever
I don’t like Halloween. I don’t like that children walk around play-acting as if they are ghouls and goblins, as if it is all a joke. Because it isn’t. There are dangers in this world that are too gruesome to … Continue reading
Sunday at the Movies with Sophia
What says Sunday more than breakfast out at the local diner, doing the crossword puzzle, making a trip to the nearby Big Lots for paper towels, and seeing a movie (and sneaking into the second film at the multiplex just … Continue reading
Posted in Life with Sophia
Tagged bra removal, bras, Christmas, Christmas displays, Halloween
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Goodbye to Trash (The Lyrics)
Last night, I was watching poker on TV and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, when I received a call from Sophia. She’s coming home ONE DAY EARLY. Sunday, not Monday! Joy. Joy. But – F**k! I was supposed … Continue reading
Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
Last Halloween, while all my friends dressed up and went to Halloween parties, I stayed home under the old-fashioned belief that Halloween is supposed to be a children’s holiday. I have so many fond childhood memories of going door to door … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, Los Angeles, News and Politics
Tagged children, fear, Halloween, parenting, pedophiles
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Heaven or Hell
(artwork by Rob Stinogle) I’m sitting in my local coffee shop and I see that they have some Halloween decorations up already, including a paper cut-out ghost. It makes me think of my father, who passed away a few weeks … Continue reading
Posted in Jewish, Life with My Parents
Tagged afterlife, Christianity, death, ghosts, Halloween, heaven, Hell, Judaism, souls
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