Tag Archives: Easter

Unconditional Love

Here’s a corny old Jewish joke about the unconditional love of mothers for their daughters (told with a little sarcasm): Two women who haven’t seen each other in years run into each other on the street. “How’s your daughter,” the … Continue reading

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An NPR Easter

The announcement came from Rome:  after pressure from the ACLU, the courts had decided that crucifixion was unconstitutional.   Jesus was released and returned to his job as a carpenter, continuing his sermons as a side gig, speaking out on progressive … Continue reading

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Easter vs. Passover 2006: The Grudge Match

(Easter eggs vs. Passover matzoh balls) Yes, it’s that time of the year again as Jews and Christians battle it out for Spring Holiday of the Year. Let the Games Begin! 1)  HOLIDAY CANDY  — EASTER VS. PASSOVER Marshmellow Peeps  … Continue reading

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Time to Ruin Another Christian Holiday!

Dear Fellow Congregants of Temple Beit Blogosphere, Shalom! May I commend you on the excellent work you did last month.  Getting Walmart to say "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas" was a real coup!  We even got Bill O’Reilly’s attention, … Continue reading

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