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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Category Archives: Pop Culture
My Week According to Me, 9/23/11
The week started on a positive note. I exercised for three days in a row. I realize that isn’t a big accomplishment for those of you who compete in triathlons, but it was a goal that I gave myself over … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, New York City, Pop Culture
Tagged All My Children, Elaine Stritch, Follies, Mark Zuckerberg, Stephen Sondheim
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The Sad Tale of the Golden Globes Award Tweet
As a professional writer, there is nothing worse than finding out that someone else has written material similar to your own, and has gotten his work to the marketplace before yours. This can make your own project die an early … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Pop Culture
Tagged Jennifer Love Hewitt, The Golden Globes Awards, Twitter
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The Haunted Vagina: The Movie
This is a real novel titled “The Haunted Vagina,” written by Carlton Mellick III. You can buy it on Amazon. The central plot of the novel poses a question that many men have pondered throughout the ages: What if your … Continue reading
Too Small, Too Big, Just Right
“Does your wife or girlfriend think you are too “big,” too “small,” or “just right” in the bedroom?” asked the dude with the glasses, trendy t-shirt, beard, and clipboard. I had just left the 42nd Street Library and was walking … Continue reading
Exciting World Series Publicity Stunt
(IM conversation) Neil: I have this fun idea we can do for our blogs. You realize the Phillies and the Yankees are in the World Series. You live in Philadelphia. I live in New York. So, we can do one … Continue reading
Big Brains
My brain is so slow today after this mega cold, that I am going to have to slum it here on the blog again today and write something cheap and unnecessary, with no redeeming value to humanity. Unlike the rest … Continue reading
Citizen of the Month: Super Bowl Edition
Today is the big game. I didn’t know who was playing in it until yesterday. I didn’t even know Arizona had a football team. But I don’t like to feel left out of the excitement, so I had to come … Continue reading
The Omorosa Strategy
The latest trend in reality shows, according to the LA Times, are shows involving pets, such as Animal Planet’s “Who Gets the Dog?” in which humans compete for the love of a cutesy dog. When most of the losers don’t … Continue reading



