My mother was in her yoga class in Boca Raton last week, doing one of her chair exercise, when another woman accidentally moved the chair that my mother was leaning against for support. Â My mother fell back, hit the floor, and when she stood up, the teacher noticed blood. Â The paramedics quickly came and she […]
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 Dear Mom, I think it’s great that you coming to visit on Wednesday. I know you think you’re coming for Passover, but before we have any seder, we have one with little matter to discuss — You see, on Friday, I went to my very first therapy session.  The doctor seemed like a nice […]
I recently wrote a recent post titled, “How to Get Hot Chicks to Read Your Blog.”  It was a response to an email from a male blogger who was in awe of all my female readers. But there’s a negative side to having a blog that women like to read.  I’m not a woman. And […]
After yesterday’s post about being honest with my readers, I’ve decided to come clean about another subject: my growing reputation as a Don Juan. The truth is that, unlike my online persona, I’m exceedingly dull and unadventurous. I inherit this from my father. Although he was a loving and caring man, his attitudes towards women […]
History is filled with frauds: the Trojan Horse, Rasputin’s psychic act, Chris Daughtry being voted off American Idol — but nothing compares to the biggest fraud of them all — Mother’s Day! What are we celebrating with this made-up holiday? And do mothers really deserve a holiday? Yeah, I know these are dangerous questions. I […]
Neil is asleep in bed. Neil’s Penis: Neil, Neil, get up already. Neil: I’m sleeping. Neil’s Penis: Time to get up. Don’t you know what today is? It’s our birthday! Neil: Happy birthday, Penis. Neil’s Penis: You too, Neilochka. We’ve certainly been together a long time. I even consider you a friend. Neil: Wow, Penis, […]
Every once in a while, I accidentally find myself on a website where there are photos of women undressing. Normally, I would quickly click away, but sometimes I stay for the articles, oops, I meant – for sociological reasons. You can learn a lot about other cultures. For instance, here in America, women frequently fantasize […]
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