Best Advice For Men EVER

Early to bed, early to rise,
Makes a man boring until he dies,
Eat the best food, f*ck all the night,
Wear comfortable shoes before a long flight.

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9 Responses to Best Advice For Men EVER

  1. Early to bed
    Let passion rise
    Consummate happily
    Wake up feeling wise.

    Avoid those who scream
    And those who are mean
    Write every day
    Leave time to play.

    Learn to start again
    Treasure your friends
    Love endures
    When you share your s’mores.

  2. Stacey says:

    That’s pretty sound advice. Thanks for the smile this morning.
    Stacey posted Chemistry

  3. Irish Gumbo says:

    Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
    Bhagavad-Gita.
    The Bible.
    Tao Te Ching by Lao-Tzu.
    Walden by Thoreau.

    I shall retire them. I have my answer now. Bless you, O guru…:)
    Irish Gumbo posted Baseball Been Berry Berry Good To Me

  4. Nenette says:

    My husband will completely love you when he reads this.
    Nenette posted it was Mothers Day- so every mom must

  5. Annika says:

    Excellent advice. Especially about the shoes.
    Annika posted I sewed some more! I am unstoppable!

  6. ingrid says:

    you silly.

  7. I have often thought that someone should re-write Dorothy Parker form a male point of view. The title of this volume of verse might be…wait for it…Razors Pain You. Get it?
    The Honourable Husband posted Photo Friday- Primary Colours

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