the writing and photography of Neil Kramer

Best Advice For Men EVER

Early to bed, early to rise,
Makes a man boring until he dies,
Eat the best food, f*ck all the night,
Wear comfortable shoes before a long flight.


  1. V-Grrrl @ Compost Studios

    Early to bed
    Let passion rise
    Consummate happily
    Wake up feeling wise.

    Avoid those who scream
    And those who are mean
    Write every day
    Leave time to play.

    Learn to start again
    Treasure your friends
    Love endures
    When you share your s’mores.

    • Neil

      That was way better than mine.

  2. Stacey

    That’s pretty sound advice. Thanks for the smile this morning.

  3. Irish Gumbo

    Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
    The Bible.
    Tao Te Ching by Lao-Tzu.
    Walden by Thoreau.

    I shall retire them. I have my answer now. Bless you, O guru…:)

  4. Nenette

    My husband will completely love you when he reads this.

  5. Annika

    Excellent advice. Especially about the shoes.

  6. teahouseblossom

    Love it!!

  7. ingrid

    you silly.

  8. The Honourable Husband

    I have often thought that someone should re-write Dorothy Parker form a male point of view. The title of this volume of verse might be…wait for it…Razors Pain You. Get it?

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