Early to bed, early to rise,
Makes a man boring until he dies,
Eat the best food, f*ck all the night,
Wear comfortable shoes before a long flight.
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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
He lives in NYC or LA -- he's not sure yet. He can be contacted at neilochka on yahoo.
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Early to bed
Let passion rise
Consummate happily
Wake up feeling wise.
Avoid those who scream
And those who are mean
Write every day
Leave time to play.
Learn to start again
Treasure your friends
Love endures
When you share your s’mores.
That was way better than mine.
That’s pretty sound advice. Thanks for the smile this morning.
Stacey posted Chemistry
Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
Bhagavad-Gita.
The Bible.
Tao Te Ching by Lao-Tzu.
Walden by Thoreau.
I shall retire them. I have my answer now. Bless you, O guru…:)
Irish Gumbo posted Baseball Been Berry Berry Good To Me
My husband will completely love you when he reads this.
Nenette posted it was Mothers Day- so every mom must
Excellent advice. Especially about the shoes.
Annika posted I sewed some more! I am unstoppable!
Love it!!
you silly.
I have often thought that someone should re-write Dorothy Parker form a male point of view. The title of this volume of verse might be…wait for it…Razors Pain You. Get it?
The Honourable Husband posted Photo Friday- Primary Colours