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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Monthly Archives: January 2010
My Neck is Getting Redder
A few months ago, I struck a deal with the blogger Schmutzie. If she didn’t smoke for an entire month, I would do at least ten push-ups a month in support of her effort. Today, she is a model … Continue reading
My Yearly “Fat” Post
I’m taking a quick break from my one week journal, after one entry! (hey, it is my blog and I can do what I want) because I’m reading all these posts lately on “fat acceptance – yes or no,” written … Continue reading
One Week Journal
Sunday, January 24, 2010 I want to try an experiment. I’m only going to write one post this week, the one you are reading right now, but I will be updating it each night until next Sunday. It will be … Continue reading
Ideology and Realism
Several months ago, I was invited to join a group that wanted to promote more women directors, writers, and female-oriented films in Hollywood. I signed up, and later day I received an email that I was blocked from the site … Continue reading
My Health Care Plan
Many Democrats are shocked that a Republican won Ted Kennedy’s seat in Massachusetts yesterday. I’m not. It is a referendum on Obama’s health care plan, and I think I am uniquely experienced to comment on this subject. For the last … Continue reading
Categories
I’m not a big fan of “blog awards,” but if anyone is going to add a new twist to this type of endeavor and make them special, it is Schmutzie and her new Canadian Weblog Awards, because underneath her sweet … Continue reading
Call to Mom
Sophia has been away all week on a job, so I have been here in LA, holding down the fort, like they used to say in the days when we lived in forts. I’ve been spending a lot of time … Continue reading
The Walmart Mom Question
Today, as I received yet another email about this post I wrote last week, I understand what it must feel like to be a politician after a story is leaked to the press that YOU DID inhale during that one … Continue reading
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The Haunted Vagina: The Movie
This is a real novel titled “The Haunted Vagina,” written by Carlton Mellick III. You can buy it on Amazon. The central plot of the novel poses a question that many men have pondered throughout the ages: What if your … Continue reading
I Write
I write to share my wisdom arising from my life experience. My words are like the rain, and you are like the soil, and when my nourishment satisfies your thirst for knowledge, you grow tall, like the grass and the … Continue reading



