Did you know that there are so-called “hate blogs” out there, that attack other bloggers, not only for their writing, but for the content and choices of their lives?Â While some view this type of blog as horrendous and just plain nasty, I see these truth-seekers as important counterpoints in a blogging world so heavily tilted towards those with “power.”Â Why shouldn’t another voice be heard?
GossipMaven is one of the more popular of these “hate-bloggers,” and a good friend of mine.Â I respect her completely because she speaks her mind, consequences be damned.Â I am honored to have her be a guest poster on my blog today.Â Take it away, GossipMaven!
Thanks, Neil.Â I am so grateful for this opportunity to take my views to a wider audience.
This is a post that MUST be read.Â It is about that ubiquitous blogger that we call the “mommyblogger.” Let us be honest.Â We all hate these people, but few of us are brave enough to speak publicly.Â That is why Neil was kind enough to let me publish here, anonymously.
Enough is enough.Â We must stop the insanity before this virus continues any longer.Â The truth must come out, and I must NAME NAMES.Â Mommybloggers are nothing more than uncreative hacks that use their own families for profit, mocking their so called “loved ones,” as IF they could ever truly love anyone other than themselves.
In my opinion, the most egregious of these mommybloggers is “Neilochka” of the blog “Citizen of the Month.”
At one time, years ago, his blog was mildly amusing.Â Now, every other post is the same — and always about his MOTHER.Â Monday, Mommy Blog, Tuesday, Mommy Blog, etc.Â When did this once virile, confident man become such a momma’s boy — a MOMMYBLOGGER, always blogging about his mother, and exploiting this poor, hard-working woman for a few cheap laughs.Â Whenever he runs out of material, he pulls his mother out of his hat, like a magician/therapy patient stuck in his latency period.
The story is always the same.Â “Little” Neil is in some sort of trouble.Â His “Mommy” shows to save the day.Â Was it any surprise that his mother found the extra shower curtain?
Grow up, man!
This immaturity has turned this gray-chest-haired Peter Pan “boy” into a complete pervert.Â He never comments on any blogs unless the blogger happens to be displaying a photo of her cleavage.
Sorry to tell you this, Neilochka, but you are too old to still be sucking on your Mommy’s tits!
And if he isn’t writing about his Mommy, he is writing about his dick.
What are you, Neilochka, — 12 years old?!
Writing about your “c*ck” all the time will not win you a date at BlogHer.Â You just comes off as a desperate loser!Â Women want a man who is CONFIDENT, not an insecure twirp still holding on his mother’s apron strings, singing the praises of the “juicy” brisket that she will make for Passover.
Your readers are fed up with you emailing them photos of what you promote on Twitter as “the greatest cock in the blogosphere.” As V-grrrl recently wrote in one of her posts, “I have received several of these photos, and if this is “the greatest cock in the blogosphere,” I have some investment ideas for you with this genius named Bernie Madoff.”
But I don’t really care about you, you slimeball.Â You have dug your own hole and you deserve to sit in it, with nothing but your iPhone playing old episodes of “All My Children” all day.
I DO worry about your dear innocent mother, who once dreamed of you standing on the Senate floor, introducing a bill to ban poverty in America, but instead, has been reduced to the equivalent of a Rodney Dangerfield punchline.Â Â One day, she will read these blog posts, or her friends with discover them online(you even use her REAL NAME, you imbicile!) and she will be mocked and ostracized by the others at her mah jongg game.
Mildred:Â “Nice to meet you, Elaine.Â My son is a doctor.Â What does your son do?”
Elaine Kramer:Â “My son writes about me.Â He is a uh… Mommy Blogger.”
Thanks, GossipMaven.Â You are always welcome back here at this blog to “tell it like it is!”