I’m waiting with bated breath.

By plain jane on 06.17.07 9:01 pm

AAAAHAHA! I love this. I cannot wait. Is that the real pigeon? Wait. Don’t tell me.

By Jurgen Nation on 06.17.07 9:37 pm

Blog trailers! How cutting edge!

By V-Grrrl on 06.18.07 12:28 am

Wow. My hopes are up!

*Sits eagerly cross-legged*

By Sam on 06.18.07 1:49 am

oooooooooooo, i hope it has a happy ending, i love a happy ending! but i hope it’s not a pigeon on a bbq kind of happy ending, happy for you but not the pigeon. mmmmmmmmm, pigeon.

By better safe than sorry on 06.18.07 2:44 am

In a town…
[establishing shot ext day: Redondo Beach]
…where bipeds rule…
[ls ext day: people crossing street, pigeons on sidewalk]
…everything seems to be as it should be…
[old man on park bench reading newspaper, dog licking his genitals]
One pigeon…
[medium shot: pigeon]
… will wander for hours …
[medium shot: pigeon wandering around in circles]
… until the day …
[pigeon ruffles feathers, flaps and flies away]
… that pigeon finds …
[pigeon lands on a patio]
… the patio.
From the producer of Squabs:
The Pigeon on the Patio
Written by Neil Kramer
Directed by Martin Scorcese
Starts tomorrow in selected blog feeds, and only … on Citizen of the Month

By Girl Friday on 06.18.07 3:17 am

This gave me a nice little laugh this morning. Can’t wait for the full-length feature.

By Long Story Longer on 06.18.07 3:30 am

Squirrel on the Bench?

By Tuck on 06.18.07 4:17 am

Hehehehe!! How much did you pay Girl Friday for that narrative? You two are funny!!

By Lisa on 06.18.07 4:22 am

I hope there will be movie-related swag. And video games.

By Caryn on 06.18.07 4:33 am

Lisa reminded me, Neil, I need to send you my standard contract for promotion and PR; that’s 5% of domestic gross and 10% of the gross proceeds of international and video sales/rentals. I’ll have my people contact your people. Ciao, babe.

By Girl Friday on 06.18.07 4:33 am

hee hee

Genius idea.

Was it directed by Michael Bay?

By Peter on 06.18.07 5:04 am

Holy Crap, Peter, if Michael Bay directed it, then I’m definitely not coming back to see it. There will be guts everywhere. He cannot go three frames without blowing something up.

By Nance on 06.18.07 6:10 am

Does it have to? Could you not release it, please? Also, where’s the booming voice over by Don LaFontaine?

By Dana on 06.18.07 6:40 am

Oooo exciting bird blogging. June 19 too far away. I want it now!

By PocketCT on 06.18.07 7:18 am

Neil, what a rock star you are. Look at all the comments you get for just announcing that you are going to write a post!

By plain jane on 06.18.07 7:55 am

LMAO… awww see. Now if you’re blogging about dang birds life can’t be too bad ;).

By shortie on 06.18.07 8:54 am

Umm hmmm I bet there’s going to be a lot of poop coming up?? Jumping up and down

By Mrs Mogul on 06.18.07 1:04 pm

I like you, Neil, really I do. But if your blog is going to feature a post about a pigeon on the patio, I need to read Penis’s POINT-of-view about it. Just thought you ought to know.

By Pearl on 06.18.07 1:11 pm

Having been tipped off in advance, you all need to STOP thinking about Michael Bay and Martin Scorsese and START thinking about Chuck Jones and Tweety.

By Richard Heft on 06.18.07 2:14 pm

Well, now I’m just going to sit here clicking “refresh” for 24 hours. The suspense is so, um, suspenseful.

By Albert on 06.18.07 3:22 pm

Intriguing… And such great news for you and Sophia.

By MichelleV on 06.18.07 4:03 pm

yes blog trailers-I can dig that too.

By paintergirl on 06.18.07 4:12 pm

I don’t know. I have grown to hate trailers in some ways. It’s always too long from the time that you see the first trailer before you can actually see the full feature. I want my movie/story now! No, no, no. Last week!! Because I have the attention span of a gnat and I’ll forget about your story and move onto the next.

By Dagny on 06.18.07 6:59 pm