Coming Soon June 17, 2007 / Neil Kramer / 24 Comments Share this:FacebookTwitterMoreEmailPrintRedditLinkedIn Advertising and Marketing, Blogging and the Internet Previous post Here Comes the Sun Next post The Pigeon on the Patio 24 Comments plain jane June 17, 2007 at 9:01 pm I’m waiting with bated breath. Reply Jurgen Nation June 17, 2007 at 9:37 pm AAAAHAHA! I love this. I cannot wait. Is that the real pigeon? Wait. Don’t tell me. Reply V-Grrrl June 18, 2007 at 12:28 am Blog trailers! How cutting edge! Reply Sam June 18, 2007 at 1:49 am Wow. My hopes are up! *Sits eagerly cross-legged* Reply better safe than sorry June 18, 2007 at 2:44 am oooooooooooo, i hope it has a happy ending, i love a happy ending! but i hope it’s not a pigeon on a bbq kind of happy ending, happy for you but not the pigeon. mmmmmmmmm, pigeon. Reply Girl Friday June 18, 2007 at 3:17 am In a town… [establishing shot ext day: Redondo Beach] …where bipeds rule… [ls ext day: people crossing street, pigeons on sidewalk] …everything seems to be as it should be… [old man on park bench reading newspaper, dog licking his genitals] One pigeon… [medium shot: pigeon] … will wander for hours … [medium shot: pigeon wandering around in circles] … until the day … [pigeon ruffles feathers, flaps and flies away] … that pigeon finds … [pigeon lands on a patio] … the patio. From the producer of Squabs: The Pigeon on the Patio Written by Neil Kramer Directed by Martin Scorcese Starts tomorrow in selected blog feeds, and only … on Citizen of the Month Reply Long Story Longer June 18, 2007 at 3:30 am This gave me a nice little laugh this morning. Can’t wait for the full-length feature. Reply Tuck June 18, 2007 at 4:17 am Squirrel on the Bench? Reply Lisa June 18, 2007 at 4:22 am Hehehehe!! How much did you pay Girl Friday for that narrative? You two are funny!! Reply Caryn June 18, 2007 at 4:33 am I hope there will be movie-related swag. And video games. Reply Girl Friday June 18, 2007 at 4:33 am Lisa reminded me, Neil, I need to send you my standard contract for promotion and PR; that’s 5% of domestic gross and 10% of the gross proceeds of international and video sales/rentals. I’ll have my people contact your people. Ciao, babe. Reply Peter June 18, 2007 at 5:04 am hee hee Genius idea. Was it directed by Michael Bay? Reply Nance June 18, 2007 at 6:10 am Holy Crap, Peter, if Michael Bay directed it, then I’m definitely not coming back to see it. There will be guts everywhere. He cannot go three frames without blowing something up. Reply Dana June 18, 2007 at 6:40 am Does it have to? Could you not release it, please? Also, where’s the booming voice over by Don LaFontaine? Reply PocketCT June 18, 2007 at 7:18 am Oooo exciting bird blogging. June 19 too far away. I want it now! Reply plain jane June 18, 2007 at 7:55 am Neil, what a rock star you are. Look at all the comments you get for just announcing that you are going to write a post! Reply shortie June 18, 2007 at 8:54 am LMAO… awww see. Now if you’re blogging about dang birds life can’t be too bad ;). Reply Mrs Mogul June 18, 2007 at 1:04 pm Umm hmmm I bet there’s going to be a lot of poop coming up?? Jumping up and down Reply Pearl June 18, 2007 at 1:11 pm I like you, Neil, really I do. But if your blog is going to feature a post about a pigeon on the patio, I need to read Penis’s POINT-of-view about it. Just thought you ought to know. Reply Richard Heft June 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm Having been tipped off in advance, you all need to STOP thinking about Michael Bay and Martin Scorsese and START thinking about Chuck Jones and Tweety. Reply Albert June 18, 2007 at 3:22 pm Well, now I’m just going to sit here clicking “refresh” for 24 hours. The suspense is so, um, suspenseful. Reply MichelleV June 18, 2007 at 4:03 pm Intriguing… And such great news for you and Sophia. Reply paintergirl June 18, 2007 at 4:12 pm yes blog trailers-I can dig that too. Reply Dagny June 18, 2007 at 6:59 pm I don’t know. I have grown to hate trailers in some ways. It’s always too long from the time that you see the first trailer before you can actually see the full feature. I want my movie/story now! No, no, no. Last week!! Because I have the attention span of a gnat and I’ll forget about your story and move onto the next. Reply Leave a ReplyCancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.