After our weekly Marketing meeting in the conference room ended this afternoon, I took solace in a quickie with the V.P. Publicity.
Life with Sophia
August 15, 2006 at 6:01 pm
That’s cute but I think SOME people might say you’re blogging too much.
August 15, 2006 at 6:46 pm
hope she’s not all bruised and scraped up, like me… 😉
August 15, 2006 at 6:52 pm
One more puppy picture and we’re having a SERIOUS blogger boob intervention for you.
August 15, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Enough with the puppies! Bring back the penis!
August 15, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Is it wrong that I’m enjoying the puppies? Not that I don’t love all the chat about boobs and masturbation and of course, the talking penis.
August 15, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Rebecca, unlike the previous two, this one was not supposed to be cute. It was supposed to symbolize the wild animal sex I had with this woman on the conference floor today, living it up now that Sophia is out of town, and out of mind.
August 15, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Neil, who was around to snap the picture while you were doing it…doggie-style?
August 15, 2006 at 8:44 pm
“living it up now that Sophia is out of town, and out of mind.” Uhhh, yeah, right Neil, like we believe that. I think doggie one and two are more like it.
August 15, 2006 at 9:55 pm
*Sigh* Clearly, Neil, I’m not as deviant as I should be. What’s wild animal sex like anyway? I mean, hopefully, it doesn’t really include an animal, right?
August 15, 2006 at 9:59 pm
Rebecca — No, but after searching for this photo on google, let’s just say — you’re not going to want to know some of the other things I found.
August 15, 2006 at 10:13 pm
Yeah….maybe no more dog pictures then. You don’t want to attract the wrong element. This blog is wholesome family fun, not some pervert’s playground after all.
August 16, 2006 at 12:17 am
Someone call PETA, an animal is being abused. 😉
August 16, 2006 at 12:21 am
I think this is cute! And I think you’re hoping Sophia would see this and come running back home. But she’s smart.
PS: Anything I can do, let me know. Oh, I mean I read Sophia’s list so anything I can do just holler :-p
August 16, 2006 at 6:42 am
I suddenly don’t feel so bad about my friend’s dog dry humping my arm a few months back.
August 16, 2006 at 11:06 am
Instead of doggy style, I’d have thought you’d go for the pussy.
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Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him at neilochka on yahoo.
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