When making summer vacation plans, traveling with wife or girlfriend AND your mother is not the ideal arrangement, despite what you may think.
“Why, I would think it is the perfect arrangement!” YOU — the male blogger — might say to yourself. “After all, aren’t these the two most important women in my life?”
That’s exactly what I thought. But for some strange reason that men cannot understand, women and their mother-in-laws have a strange relationship. Conflicts may arise over the most miniscule issues, such as whether or not to use low-fat mayonnaise in a tuna fish salad.
And for the record, the fresh country air does wonders for a male’s sexuality. However, ironically, the presence of a mother-in-law seems to have the completely opposite effect on the female species.
Low fat mayo all the way.
holy mother of pearl – since I left Cali and moved to Texas I don’t think I’ve even SEEN low-fat mayo – forgot it existed….
Speak for Herself- I tried to get my husband to do me at his moms house when we stayed and he WOULD NOT.
He, however, had no problem banging the hell out of me at MY parents house while everyone was outside.
Pssssh.