Herman Melville, Eat Your Heart Out

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50 Responses to Herman Melville, Eat Your Heart Out

  1. brando says:

    wow. big catch. you sure you’re in the Berkshires? last time i saw a trout that size was fishing Love Canal. of course, the fish asked me to let him go. in english.

  2. modigli says:

    Yeah, but did you skin it and cook it up for dinner over a fire you started yourself by rubbing two sticks together?!

  3. holy f***!! What kind of whale is that?

  4. Carly says:

    And caught bare-handed, no less. Impressive. (Less so if it were real.)

  5. Neil didn’t need a bigger boat.

  6. photoshop is an amazing thing

  7. Neil, dahlink, I’m not so sure that after only a few weeks at the gym that you could hold such a large, uh, fish, up with one hand like that. hmmmm.

  8. Pearl says:

    So….Neil…apparentely you know what to do with that Photoshop — um, I mean FISHING equipment, after all!

  9. Dustin says:

    I’m, too sexy for my fish, too sexy for my fish…

  10. Alison says:

    Look at those biceps!

  11. Alissa says:

    Hmmmm…. it looks like that fish is about to get revenge.

  12. scott says:

    Wait a minute, are you trying to tell us that you caught a giant fish but then got held up at gunpoint/camera-point by one of the roving photo-gangtas of the Berkshires?

    Wow. That happened to me once. It makes for quite the fish story.

    Hello, Neil.

  13. V-Grrrl says:

    All you need is a slice of lemon–for your bellybutton.

  14. Kevin says:

    Hey look! A river runs through him!

  15. Margaret says:

    I’m so totally impressed I don’t know what to say.

  16. lizardek says:

    Emily is crying in her bouillabaisse now.

  17. cruisin-mom says:

    that’s quite a catch…is that you walking on water, too?

  18. M.A. says:

    You captured the talking fish from spongebob squarepants!

  19. pam says:

    I think I’m just going to link to this for Fish Wednesday.

  20. eeekat says:

    is that really you??

  21. Neil says:

    That’s me, with my pants rolled up, standing in the middle of the rugged Green River. And the fish made an excellent dinner, especially with the almondine sauce I created from the organic vegetables and nuts I grew myself in the backyard.

  22. Roberta says:

    Damn. Big. Fish.

    (and you’re adorable!)

  23. Brooke says:

    Photoshop rules!

  24. Dustin says:

    Backyard organic veggies my ass, now I know it’s a fish story.

  25. Edgy Mama says:

    Cool. You’re learning Photoshop!

  26. Scarlet says:

    Ummm, congrats?

  27. kristen says:

    Now what are you going to do with it?

  28. justrun says:

    You know what they say about a man with a big fish…

  29. Tuck says:

    …yeah, like a jewish boy from Queens knows how to fish.

  30. Neil says:

    Tuck, that is such an old stereotype. Who do you think catches all the gefilte fishes?

  31. Melissa says:

    Mmmmm half naked Neil. How about putting some of that in my frying pan.

  32. Karl says:

    Wow, you’re officially the studliest dude I know.

  33. Heather B. says:

    Nice job, he who photoshops a lot.

  34. Neil says:

    What is the problem with you people? The first photo of me without my shirt on and ONLY Melissa is having a spontaneous orgasm? Melissa, that wins you “Blog Crush of the Day” for two days straight!

  35. Dustin says:

    I never said I wasn’t having a spontaneous orgasm…

  36. kimananda says:

    I am speechless at your fishing prowess. Not sure what you are fishing for, of course.

  37. chantel says:

    boy the gym seems to have paid off.

  38. akaky says:

    Organic vegetables you grew yourself in the backyard? In a week? Did you feed them veggies steroids or what?

  39. schrodinger says:

    You DO look like Kirk!

  40. Sandra says:

    My, that’s a big fish you have there…

  41. jules says:

    Are you sure this picture hasn’t been altered…that fish looks a little, shall we say, FISHY. btw – it’s your intellecutal glasses that are the turn on

  42. Tara says:

    My! It’s so big! I had no idea. If only it could talk…

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  44. Is it just me, or does that photo look photoshopped?

    Grear catch, Neil…???

    3T

  45. Leah says:

    I can only reiterate what everyone has already said. Nice catch. It’s interesting what we can do with ourselves with photoshop. I’d like to see you photoshop yourself into the new Superman role. Now Go!

  46. sarah says:

    that’s hawt in so many ways i just can’t express myself in words.

  47. Ah, Neil – you keep revealing these hidden talents…

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