wow. big catch. you sure you’re in the Berkshires? last time i saw a trout that size was fishing Love Canal. of course, the fish asked me to let him go. in english.
Wait a minute, are you trying to tell us that you caught a giant fish but then got held up at gunpoint/camera-point by one of the roving photo-gangtas of the Berkshires?
Wow. That happened to me once. It makes for quite the fish story.
That’s me, with my pants rolled up, standing in the middle of the rugged Green River. And the fish made an excellent dinner, especially with the almondine sauce I created from the organic vegetables and nuts I grew myself in the backyard.
What is the problem with you people? The first photo of me without my shirt on and ONLY Melissa is having a spontaneous orgasm? Melissa, that wins you “Blog Crush of the Day” for two days straight!
By Neil on 06.28.06 1:25 pm
I never said I wasn’t having a spontaneous orgasm…
[...] No big deal. We had a lovely evening with the Eugene parental contingent and I had a hot fudge sundae for dessert. I love the traditional hot fudge sundae at Coastal, it’s always a treat, albeit a simple one. When the waitress sets that little parfait glass down in front of you, it feels like a perfect moment in summer, no matter what time of year. After dinner we walked in the park and strolled past the handsome manses of my neighborhood. I didn’t have my camera with me at dinner and I couldn’t find an image of a Mong Chong, so here’s a picture of Neil with a fish. [...]
I can only reiterate what everyone has already said. Nice catch. It’s interesting what we can do with ourselves with photoshop. I’d like to see you photoshop yourself into the new Superman role. Now Go!
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wow. big catch. you sure you’re in the Berkshires? last time i saw a trout that size was fishing Love Canal. of course, the fish asked me to let him go. in english.
By brando on 06.27.06 10:13 pm
Yeah, but did you skin it and cook it up for dinner over a fire you started yourself by rubbing two sticks together?!
By modigli on 06.27.06 10:26 pm
holy f***!! What kind of whale is that?
By idighootchandcootch on 06.27.06 11:00 pm
And caught bare-handed, no less. Impressive. (Less so if it were real.)
By Carly on 06.28.06 12:27 am
Is it real??
By ChickyBabe on 06.28.06 3:19 am
Neil didn’t need a bigger boat.
By The Retropolitan on 06.28.06 4:31 am
photoshop is an amazing thing
By Painterbeachgirl on 06.28.06 4:40 am
Neil, dahlink, I’m not so sure that after only a few weeks at the gym that you could hold such a large, uh, fish, up with one hand like that. hmmmm.
By femme_despoir on 06.28.06 5:30 am
So….Neil…apparentely you know what to do with that Photoshop — um, I mean FISHING equipment, after all!
By Pearl on 06.28.06 5:36 am
“I’m, too sexy for my fish, too sexy for my fish…“
By Dustin on 06.28.06 5:40 am
Look at those biceps!
By Alison on 06.28.06 5:42 am
Hmmmm…. it looks like that fish is about to get revenge.
By Alissa on 06.28.06 5:48 am
Wait a minute, are you trying to tell us that you caught a giant fish but then got held up at gunpoint/camera-point by one of the roving photo-gangtas of the Berkshires?
Wow. That happened to me once. It makes for quite the fish story.
Hello, Neil.
By scott on 06.28.06 6:22 am
All you need is a slice of lemon–for your bellybutton.
By V-Grrrl on 06.28.06 6:27 am
Hey look! A river runs through him!
By Kevin on 06.28.06 6:35 am
sweet!!!
By better safe than sorry on 06.28.06 6:38 am
I’m so totally impressed I don’t know what to say.
By Margaret on 06.28.06 6:40 am
Emily is crying in her bouillabaisse now.
By lizardek on 06.28.06 6:43 am
that’s quite a catch…is that you walking on water, too?
By cruisin-mom on 06.28.06 7:04 am
You captured the talking fish from spongebob squarepants!
By M.A. on 06.28.06 7:16 am
I think I’m just going to link to this for Fish Wednesday.
By pam on 06.28.06 7:26 am
is that really you??
By eeekat on 06.28.06 7:32 am
That’s me, with my pants rolled up, standing in the middle of the rugged Green River. And the fish made an excellent dinner, especially with the almondine sauce I created from the organic vegetables and nuts I grew myself in the backyard.
By Neil on 06.28.06 7:40 am
Damn. Big. Fish.
(and you’re adorable!)
By Roberta on 06.28.06 7:49 am
Photoshop rules!
By Brooke on 06.28.06 7:55 am
Backyard organic veggies my ass, now I know it’s a fish story.
By Dustin on 06.28.06 8:02 am
Cool. You’re learning Photoshop!
By Edgy Mama on 06.28.06 8:15 am
Ummm, congrats?
By Scarlet on 06.28.06 8:37 am
Now what are you going to do with it?
By kristen on 06.28.06 8:48 am
You know what they say about a man with a big fish…
By justrun on 06.28.06 10:00 am
…yeah, like a jewish boy from Queens knows how to fish.
By Tuck on 06.28.06 10:43 am
Tuck, that is such an old stereotype. Who do you think catches all the gefilte fishes?
By Neil on 06.28.06 10:59 am
Mmmmm half naked Neil. How about putting some of that in my frying pan.
By Melissa on 06.28.06 11:07 am
Wow, you’re officially the studliest dude I know.
By Karl on 06.28.06 11:28 am
Nice job, he who photoshops a lot.
By Heather B. on 06.28.06 12:07 pm
What is the problem with you people? The first photo of me without my shirt on and ONLY Melissa is having a spontaneous orgasm? Melissa, that wins you “Blog Crush of the Day” for two days straight!
By Neil on 06.28.06 1:25 pm
I never said I wasn’t having a spontaneous orgasm…
By Dustin on 06.28.06 1:50 pm
I am speechless at your fishing prowess. Not sure what you are fishing for, of course.
By kimananda on 06.28.06 2:18 pm
boy the gym seems to have paid off.
By chantel on 06.28.06 2:40 pm
Organic vegetables you grew yourself in the backyard? In a week? Did you feed them veggies steroids or what?
By akaky on 06.28.06 3:22 pm
You DO look like Kirk!
By schrodinger on 06.28.06 5:19 pm
My, that’s a big fish you have there…
By Sandra on 06.28.06 5:21 pm
Are you sure this picture hasn’t been altered…that fish looks a little, shall we say, FISHY. btw – it’s your intellecutal glasses that are the turn on
By jules on 06.28.06 5:33 pm
My! It’s so big! I had no idea. If only it could talk…
By Tara on 06.28.06 8:20 pm
[...] No big deal. We had a lovely evening with the Eugene parental contingent and I had a hot fudge sundae for dessert. I love the traditional hot fudge sundae at Coastal, it’s always a treat, albeit a simple one. When the waitress sets that little parfait glass down in front of you, it feels like a perfect moment in summer, no matter what time of year. After dinner we walked in the park and strolled past the handsome manses of my neighborhood. I didn’t have my camera with me at dinner and I couldn’t find an image of a Mong Chong, so here’s a picture of Neil with a fish. [...]
By Nerd’s Eye View » Blog Archive » Fish Wednesday: Family Visit Edition on 06.29.06 7:19 am
Is it just me, or does that photo look photoshopped?
Grear catch, Neil…???
3T
By 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) on 06.29.06 9:46 am
I can only reiterate what everyone has already said. Nice catch. It’s interesting what we can do with ourselves with photoshop. I’d like to see you photoshop yourself into the new Superman role. Now Go!
By Leah on 06.29.06 10:21 am
that’s hawt in so many ways i just can’t express myself in words.
By sarah on 06.30.06 12:09 pm
Ah, Neil – you keep revealing these hidden talents…
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