Today, eight months after the passing of my father, my mother takes on the important diplomatic mission of improving American relations with the European Union by taking a two-week bus tour of Spain and Portugal with another woman from Queens.
I bet you didn’t expect that, Dad?
And Mom, it’s a Tapas Bar, not a Topless Bar.
A mi madre, have fun!Â Â I’m off to the gym!Â (bloggers, there’s still time to sign the contract below)
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