More leafy greens, Neil. Leafy greens are key.

By The Retropolitan on 03.30.06 5:08 am

But have you been writing inspirational sayings on your belly w/ a Sharpie? I think that’s the key.

By jenny on 03.30.06 5:16 am

Maybe you’re just not lifting up your shirt in front of the right cameras.

By justrun on 03.30.06 5:47 am

Ah, Neil…you’re (still) “full of it”!!

By Pearl on 03.30.06 5:58 am

Marketing gimmick, m’man. Nobody has abs that perfect. All Photoshop.

By Kevin on 03.30.06 6:50 am

how is that zelnorm…so funny that you should post about it, because i was thinking of “asking my doctor” about it. (also, did you notice that they are all women, neil?)

By amanda on 03.30.06 7:10 am

You have to eat the package that it comes in to get the full effect.

By AWE on 03.30.06 7:19 am

heh…you’re full of shit.

But I’m sure you’ve never heard that one before.

By Heather B. on 03.30.06 7:27 am

Sit ups, dude. Sit ups.

By M.A. on 03.30.06 7:35 am

Remember, Neil, the mirror adds 10 pounds. Oh wait … um … never mind.

By Lynn on 03.30.06 7:42 am

Bummer.

By LisaBinDaCity on 03.30.06 8:05 am

Wait. I thought you already HAVE six-pack abs?

You are ruining my fantasy here, Neil.

By ashbloem on 03.30.06 8:15 am

I can’t help you with that, but my crunchmaster seems to be helping with my IBS.

By kris on 03.30.06 9:35 am

Did you write on your stomach while looking in the mirror? Backwards writing only works for ambulances. No wonder they kicked sand in your face!

By Scarlet on 03.30.06 10:31 am

Those ads drive me nuts. All you need are the aforementioned leafy greens and perhaps some green tea.

By Dagny on 03.30.06 10:59 am

At first, I thought you were telling me that leafy greens would help me strengthen my abs, but now that I looked up what IBS is — (another newly named disease like Acid Reflux) — and I figured it out. I still have green Sno-Balls left over from St. Paddy’s Day. Are they considered “leafy green?”

By Neil on 03.30.06 11:31 am

Funny – it worked for me.

By Wendy on 03.30.06 11:55 am

Neil, Zelnorm will help you lose weight, but there is one stipulation:

You can eat ONLY Zelnorm.

Also, side effects may include constipation, skin rash, delusions, dizzyness, rancor, and Weight Gain.

Most effective when used with a sensible diet of Bulimia or Anorexia.

By david on 03.30.06 12:40 pm

Well, I can’t quite understand why you’d want a six-pack when you could have a keg instead, but have you considered drawing one on with that sharpie?

By Bre on 03.30.06 12:49 pm

Perhaps chilli would help? As for IBS … for the longest time I kept mishearing and couldn’t understand what irritable bowls were. Did they have little audio chips in them so they could cry, “You asshole! How’d you like someone pour hot soup onto your face?! Would you like that, you worthless twit!”

I’m glad that’s cleared up for me (the misunderstanding that is, not my bum).

By Bill on 03.30.06 12:49 pm

Why am I somehow regretting that I started this thread? Please go back to the last one where everyone was saying how “classy and smart” the post was!

By Neil on 03.30.06 1:36 pm

never heard of it, maybe you’re using it wrong. are you ingesting instead of rubbing on?

By better safe than sorry on 03.30.06 2:49 pm

I thought Zelnorm was for penis enlargement.

By Brooke on 03.30.06 4:05 pm

Sometimes you have to ask what it is that you want from life. And then you have to ask, what does that take? And then you have to ask how much does that cost physically and financially? And then you have to take a look at a Belgian choc chip ice-cream and ask yourself; where are the spoons around here?

By Spirit Of Owl on 03.30.06 4:43 pm

*tsk tsk* You forgot to ask the Nurse.

From my drug book–Common Uses: This medicine is a selective serotonin receptor agonist used to treat irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) in women who have constipation as their main symptom. It may also be used in some patients to treat certain forms of chronic constipation or other conditions

Might be several problems: First you are not a WOMAN…and I don’t ever recall you discussing constipation as a problem.

Best type of pill to get the results you are looking for is kinda hard to swallow..it’s not sold in drug stores …it’s a whopper….

..called diet and exercise.

By Student Nurse on 03.30.06 5:10 pm

Yuch! I hate that commercial…what’s so great about those tummies, anyhow? I bet your tummy is way better Neil.

By cruisin-mom on 03.30.06 5:42 pm

Hmm..will your next post be about constipation?

By Leesa on 03.30.06 6:03 pm

I think you’re supposed to swallow the product not suck it!

By ChickyBabe on 03.30.06 7:34 pm

You didn’t read the fine print; you have to buy the airbrush for a nominal fee — that takes care of those pesky abs!

By Sandra on 03.30.06 10:20 pm

Wouldn’t it make more sense if they wrote that stuff on their bottoms? (But then, I suppose you couldn’t run ads on the Family Channel.)

By Bill on 03.30.06 11:32 pm

Have you considered trying photoshop instead!? But I already thought you had the abs and all!!!!

Have a great week end!
Fitèna

By Fitèna on 03.30.06 11:36 pm

I keep waiting for a pierced one

By The Moviequill on 03.31.06 5:46 am

I second Rep—

The leafy greens thingy works.

In fact I sandwich everything I eat with LG’s before and aft.

It does a colon and gut good….

By DawnKelly on 03.31.06 8:25 am