While I ignore my female readers for another day, here’s just a little something to remind them that I still care:
Neilochka Girls (mostly stolen from the Beach Boys)
Well, east coast blogging babes
I really dig their writing styles
And the southern gals with their flirty posts
I love to ’Save’ their HTML files
The mid-west farmer’s daughter’s blogs — they never let me down
And the northern girls with their Flickr sites
Of the parties in their towns.
I wish they all could be neilochka
I wish they all could be neilochka
I wish they all could be neilochka girls
The west coast has the fancy blogs
They’re always so well-designed
And the girls they write so openly
About the time they sixty-nined.
I’ve read a lot of women bloggers
Some think they are "great wits"
But I always rush back to my site
Because my readers have the best tits.
I wish they all could be neilochka
I wish they all could be neilochka
I wish they all could be neilochka girls
I really enjoyed this...
My sleep number is 20
Jeez, Leesa, how does your husband manage with such a crazy sleeper as you? Do you have to knock him out first?
And by the way, isn’t it Lindsay Wagner aka The Bionic Woman, not Lynda Carter that does the commercials?
Neil, “sugar”…he’s a HEAVY sleeper…and yes it’s Lindsay Wagner that does those commercials.
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I go away for one weekend and I miss all of this. Excellent
Well done, but one small suggestion so that you can be the best Neil you can be: use plural possesive to describe the blogs of the female offspring of agrarians, as in “farmers’ daughters’ blogs”.
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