Just so I can move on from the uncomfortable comments I was getting about my relationship with Sophia, here’s a picture of a cute kitten to distract you.
August 27, 2005 at 4:07 pm
Gee, Neil, I certainly hope it’s just a coincidence that Kermit the Kitty went up after my comment…
August 27, 2005 at 4:14 pm
Of course it is, Cruisin’. Just a coincidence. Doen’t that kitten just liven up you day? She’s so funny — putting on that frog hat, thinking we’d mistake her for a frog. Ribbit ribbit meow meow! I can just look at this post all day without ever looking at any of the other posts directly under it.
August 27, 2005 at 4:48 pm
It’s the elusive frog-kitty!
Someone sent me this link today http://catsinsinks.com/
August 27, 2005 at 5:58 pm
I hate cat blogs!
August 27, 2005 at 6:37 pm
Looks like someone blacked her eyes in with a Sharpie.
Cat cruelty to distract us hey Neil?
August 27, 2005 at 6:41 pm
Ted, you’re right. There is something freaky about that cat. Are we sure that this is a real cat and not a stuffed one?
August 27, 2005 at 6:49 pm
I wish I could find Anonymous Fat Cat’s Hanukkah bow tie, just to post the picture.
Just for the record… I did NOT buy him the bow tie. It was a gift.
August 27, 2005 at 7:47 pm
It was tempting to comment on the previous post, but now it’s lost far down the page. What was it about anyway?
That kitty looks much like the kitty who lives with me. My kitty should try on that hat. So cute!
August 27, 2005 at 7:53 pm
Neil, absolutely adorable kitten.
What kind of bizarro position is it sitting in, though?
August 27, 2005 at 8:10 pm
OH, no, what kind of Frankenstein monster have I created! Pearl, I didn’t think anyone would actually write about how cute that kitten is! I don’t like cats AT ALL. Look at her — she’s a zombie cat — with a frog hat — she’s a freak of nature!
August 27, 2005 at 8:15 pm
this blog fucking blows
August 27, 2005 at 8:24 pm
Neil, Neil, Neil. You’re mistaken; she really is “the cat’s meow”, uh, I mean “ribbit”.
Give her a one-way ticket to Toronto and we’ll show her a good time. My daughter will dress her up in little T-shirts and my sons will play Foozball with her or GameCube. Kitty certainly looked capable of moving out of/off of your “pad” and into/onto ours!
August 27, 2005 at 8:27 pm
Consider me distracted!
August 27, 2005 at 8:44 pm
Big Penis…you must be the guy from Lavalife.com
August 27, 2005 at 9:23 pm
Neil (scolding his penis): “How many times have I told you before to ask me before you write a comment on my blog?!”
August 27, 2005 at 9:30 pm
damn, your penis types better than I do.
August 28, 2005 at 12:10 am
cute kitten = satan
August 28, 2005 at 5:44 am
I think this is an excellent rebound back from the deep dark place of advice columnry that happened in the last post!! And the cat looks deeply medicated and very hilarious. Dilated pupils are perfect. Nicely done!
August 28, 2005 at 6:53 am
animals dressed up in costume REALLY freak me out…i don’t think i can read your blog anymore, risk of those reoccuring nighmares coming back, must take medication
August 28, 2005 at 10:16 am
The Stepford Cats? If you look at the back of the DVD cover of the original Stepford Wives movie you’ll see a picture of Katharine Ross … with eyes that look just like kitty!!! Coincidence? Or an evil plot to tame North America’s felines?
August 28, 2005 at 10:40 am
This is my favourite post thus far!
August 28, 2005 at 10:41 am
Zombie cats aside I added your Blog to my Blogroll.
If I start dreaming of mad eyed cats i know where to come!
August 28, 2005 at 1:15 pm
I hate cats*, but I have to admit this one is super cute.
* I don’t hate any *given* cat until he figures out that I’m not really a cat person and then decides to plant himself in my lap just to piss me off. Cats that leave me alone are great. Cats I will never meet that look cute in pictures are the best kind.
August 28, 2005 at 9:51 pm
LOL! Why do I love pictures of cats so? All my friends know not to send me forwards unless they’re funny cat pics. AHAHAHAHAHA I need help.
August 28, 2005 at 11:05 pm
OK…Loved the picture! hahah! Thanks for the smile! 🙂
August 29, 2005 at 10:27 am
Did that come from stuffonmycat.com? It looks familiar…
August 29, 2005 at 1:57 pm
Sorry, I’m not too easily distracted. Looks like I screwed up your mojo!
March 11, 2010 at 9:02 am
Awwwww, what an adorable kitty cat!
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Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him at neilochka on yahoo.
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