My father is as old-fashioned as they come. When he visits me here in Los Angeles, he wears a suit and tie – even in the summer. He has never used an ATM at a bank, thinking it will eat up his money. How long has that new-fangled ATM machine been with us? It must be over twenty years by now, released to the masses before people even knew what a “PC” or “Mac” were. I’m sure they have worked out the kinks by now. When I was a child, I used to be embarrassed going to McDonald’s with my father, as he would just stand there and stare at the board, totally confused by all the meal choices and sizes. It was like he was stuck in another time period.
Part of growing up is understanding your father. Part of growing up is becoming just like your father.
I went with Sophia to see Batman Begins. I was rushing her because I’m one those types that hates to miss the trailers. I like to be in the theater early to get a good seat. I also believe that part of the modern-day movie experience is figuring out those movie star scramblers before anyone else in the audience calls it out, ruining it for the rest of us.
There was a long line at the ticket booth at the Pacific Theater in Manhattan Beach.
The guy behind the glass window announced, “No waiting at the kiosks!”
“Let’s go to the kiosks.” I told Sophia, not really sure what I was getting myself into.
Now many of you might laugh at this, but I have never used one of these machines to buy my movie ticket before. Neither had Sophia. Now, remember, I’m as computer literate as they come. I’ve been using a computer since the days of Wordstar and Mosaic.
Do I put in my Visa first?
I don’t know.
It’s not doing anything.
Maybe you put it in afterwards.
Ok, I’m pressing this. We want to see Batman Begins.
How many theaters is it in?
The one starting in five minutes.
It doesn’t say when it starts.
Yes it does. Here, theater three. I’m pressing it.
Oh, look. You can buy popcorn here, too.
We’re gonna miss the trailers.
Just get some popcorn.
It says — do you want a combination?
Why do you need a combination? Jeez, that’s expensive.
Because you ordered a large everything.
It didn’t give me a choice.
I can’t. Oh, no. I have to start over again!
Finally, I ordered the tickets, a medium popcorn, and a small drink. We went to the concession stand. There was another long line. I was confused again.
What do we do now?
I don’t know. We already paid. Give them your receipt, I guess.
The receipt from the kiosk for the popcorn.
Don’t you have it….?
I don’t have it. You have it. What’s wrong with you?
Dad, I finally understand.