The new Midnight Mission homeless shelter opened in downtown Los Angeles. The Christian Science Monitor called it "one of the nation’s plushiest homeless shelters."
The $17 million state-of-the-art facility boasts a full-sized gymnasium, library, playroom, hair salon, education center, and professional kitchen.
The project could have been code-named "Keep the Homeless Downtown so they Can’t Hurt Real Estate Prices by Moving into the Super-Expensive Westside."
In related news, Donald Trump will be the headliner in a two-day real estate seminar at the Los Angeles Convention Center. His face is already plastered on billboards across town, with the ad slogan: "One weekend can make you a millionaire."
An anticipated crowd of 25,000 will listen to speakers, including Trump, share their wisdom. Some of the advertised topics include:
"The Lazy Way to Create Real Estate Wealth," "How to ‘Quick Turn’ Real Estate in Los Angeles With No Money, Credit or Risk," and "How to Get Free Money From the Government for Real Estate."
The "building affordable housing in Los Angeles" seminar has been canceled due to lack of interest.