Am I the only Jew NOT insulted by Ann Coulter’s statement that Christians are Jews “perfected?”
C’mon, Jews, who wants to be perfect? When I f**k up, at least I have an excuse — hey, I’m Jewish, I’m not perfect.
“I’m sorry, Sophia, that I forget to buy you flowers for our anniversary. But, remember — I’m Jewish.”
“Oops, I didn’t expect to come so fast and roll over and go to sleep. But then again, I am Jewish. I’m not perfect. It’s a thelogical fact. Too bad.”
“Yeah, I dented the car again Oy Gevalt. If only I was perfect and drove perfectly like my Christian friends. On the positive side, as a member of the Tribe, I’m good at making money — unless you are a really stupid Jew like me — who spends way too much time wasting his energy blogging to entertain a bunch of married women who don’t even put out for him. But then again, I am Jewish, so what do you expect? I’m nuts!”
Maybe I should convert. Eh, I would screw that one up too. No offense, Catholics, but the bread-body wine-blood thing is a little weird to me. And Protestants – well, you’re just boring.
My biggest problem is that most of you ARE Christians. You’re Jews perfected. We all know why I’m in therapy. But what the f**k is your excuse?