I try not to get political on this blog, but I plead with you to help me with this important issue.
Sophia and I will be driving to Portland in the beginning of March and we may take a week or two to complete the trip. Today, I was saying that we need to find hotels with internet access so that I will be able to blog every day.
“No way!” she said. “We’re on vacation. I’m not going to sit there every night watching you blog and write five hundred emails We’re supposed to be having fun.”
“I need to blog a little. People will get worried.”
“Worried about what?”
“If they don’t hear from me, they might think we fell into the Pacific Ocean or a redwood fell on top of us.”
“If that happened, they’d read about it in the newspaper. You’re NOT blogging EVERY DAY.”
“Listen, woman, I’m the one wearing the pants, so don’t go telling ME what I can or cannot do. I will decide how much I blog!” I loudly thought to myself.
You can see the seriousness of my situation. My only real hope is YOU. I made a deal with Sophia. She will agree to let me blog every day if, and ONLY if, I can collect 1,500,000 signatures by March 1st saying that it is essential that I blog every day. If I accomplish this, Sophia will not stand in my way. Otherwise, she will give me a lot of shit.
Please help. Send all signatures to:
“Let Neil Blog While On Vacation Campaign”
Redondo Beach City Hall
Redondo Beach, CA