Life with Sophia
cooking for oneloneliness
August 15, 2006 at 12:03 am
Don’t forget your cholesterol medication…
August 15, 2006 at 12:27 am
there’s something in the eyes…. something about it… sad.
August 15, 2006 at 12:50 am
Last night I couldn’t stand to sleep alone, so close to midnight I crawled into bed with my son just so I could hear someone breathing next to me in the night. Tonight my daughter is sleeping with me….
August 15, 2006 at 3:36 am
No doubt she’ll miss your wet nose
August 15, 2006 at 4:53 am
*makes baby/puppy noises*
I can’t help it. Dat puppy is so vewy cute! Yes! Who’s a cute puppy! You are! Yes, yes you are! A vewy vewy cute puppy! Adowable puppy wuppy!
You know, everyone gets lonely from time to time; it’s part of the human condition. Sigh. Puppies help with that, I suppose.
August 15, 2006 at 4:54 am
I must be married longer than you because when my husband travels, I don’t mind (so much) being alone because I can sleep in the middle of a gigantic bed. However, I sleep like shit, stay up too late and scare myself half to death.
August 15, 2006 at 5:23 am
It will be okay.
Don’t stay up late and blog too much.
August 15, 2006 at 5:34 am
Are you pawsitively sure you’re lonely without Sophia, or are you actually living a dog’s life, Neil?
August 15, 2006 at 5:54 am
I hear you–I was single for 9 years after my divorce–I’m not a big fan of living alone.
would a nice juicy marrow bone help and a walk around the park?
i am very ggod at looking after people.
August 15, 2006 at 6:02 am
Awwww. That’s the saddest little puppy in the world.
Don’t forget to pay the cell phone bill! (Wait, was that the middle of the month or the first of the month …)
August 15, 2006 at 6:04 am
August 15, 2006 at 6:21 am
Don’t forget to wash your underwear.
August 15, 2006 at 6:27 am
If I had known it was going to be this hard I’d have mailed you my blankie. It helps in those dark lonely times.
August 15, 2006 at 6:41 am
Aw come on you big baby! Living alone is no big deal.
You can always get a fish or something 😉
August 15, 2006 at 6:54 am
Now I feel badly for making fun of you..Cheer up!
August 15, 2006 at 7:04 am
One is the loneliest number.
I find vodka helps. Vodka and blogging.
August 15, 2006 at 7:06 am
The key is to be alone without feeling lonely. I’ve been single for so long that it doesn’t phase me. In fact, now I think about being in a relationship and I keep cancelling it out, because then I would lose all my wonderful alone time.
Oh, and Winchell’s doughnuts should NOT replace your meals…but they do make good snacks.
August 15, 2006 at 7:10 am
Aw, you really know how to garner the female sympathy, don’t you? A cute sad puppy picture!
We know in reality, you’re walking around your home naked, eating donuts with one hand while fondling yourself with the other. 😉
Hang in there, Neil. And don’t forget to take your medication!
August 15, 2006 at 7:14 am
You are not alone…
August 15, 2006 at 7:39 am
should i send the boob photos stat?
August 15, 2006 at 7:46 am
Cutest. Thing. Ever.
And the dog’s pretty adorable too. 😉
August 15, 2006 at 7:55 am
Yes! Ms. Sizzle! Boob photos…STAT. I’ll send some too, Just in case.
August 15, 2006 at 7:58 am
Do you lick your friends’ ears?
August 15, 2006 at 8:02 am
Aww, Neilochka. Poor baby.
August 15, 2006 at 9:08 am
well, I guess, at least you have a dog.
August 15, 2006 at 9:39 am
Is that photo from cuteoverload.com?
August 15, 2006 at 11:09 am
It’s a good thing you didn’t post a cute cat picture, because then I’d have to stop reading;)
August 15, 2006 at 3:48 pm
you know what, you should get a puppy while she’s gone. look at that one, it’s smiling!
August 15, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Aw, sad. I’d offer to come hang out with you and do the whole bach thing for a while but they probably won’t let me on the plane with all my liquid tears. Or my Wild Turkey.
September 3, 2006 at 8:13 pm
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Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him at neilochka on yahoo.
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