Citizen of the Month

the writing and photography of Neil Kramer




  1. Don’t forget your cholesterol medication…

  2. there’s something in the eyes…. something about it… sad.

  3. Last night I couldn’t stand to sleep alone, so close to midnight I crawled into bed with my son just so I could hear someone breathing next to me in the night. Tonight my daughter is sleeping with me….

  4. No doubt she’ll miss your wet nose

  5. *coos*

    *makes baby/puppy noises*

    I can’t help it. Dat puppy is so vewy cute! Yes! Who’s a cute puppy! You are! Yes, yes you are! A vewy vewy cute puppy! Adowable puppy wuppy!

    You know, everyone gets lonely from time to time; it’s part of the human condition. Sigh. Puppies help with that, I suppose.

  6. I must be married longer than you because when my husband travels, I don’t mind (so much) being alone because I can sleep in the middle of a gigantic bed. However, I sleep like shit, stay up too late and scare myself half to death.

  7. It will be okay.
    Don’t stay up late and blog too much.

  8. Are you pawsitively sure you’re lonely without Sophia, or are you actually living a dog’s life, Neil?

  9. I hear you–I was single for 9 years after my divorce–I’m not a big fan of living alone.

  10. would a nice juicy marrow bone help and a walk around the park?
    i am very ggod at looking after people.

  11. Awwww. That’s the saddest little puppy in the world.

    Don’t forget to pay the cell phone bill! (Wait, was that the middle of the month or the first of the month …)

  12. Poor doggy.

    Don’t forget to wash your underwear.

  13. If I had known it was going to be this hard I’d have mailed you my blankie. It helps in those dark lonely times.

  14. Aw come on you big baby! Living alone is no big deal.

    You can always get a fish or something 😉


    Now I feel badly for making fun of you..Cheer up!

  16. One is the loneliest number.

    I find vodka helps. Vodka and blogging.

  17. The key is to be alone without feeling lonely. I’ve been single for so long that it doesn’t phase me. In fact, now I think about being in a relationship and I keep cancelling it out, because then I would lose all my wonderful alone time.

    Oh, and Winchell’s doughnuts should NOT replace your meals…but they do make good snacks.

  18. Aw, you really know how to garner the female sympathy, don’t you? A cute sad puppy picture!
    We know in reality, you’re walking around your home naked, eating donuts with one hand while fondling yourself with the other. 😉
    Hang in there, Neil. And don’t forget to take your medication!

  19. You are not alone…

  20. should i send the boob photos stat?

  21. Cutest. Thing. Ever.

    And the dog’s pretty adorable too. 😉

  22. Yes! Ms. Sizzle! Boob photos…STAT. I’ll send some too, Just in case.

  23. Do you lick your friends’ ears?

  24. Aww, Neilochka. Poor baby.

  25. *sigh*

    well, I guess, at least you have a dog.

  26. Is that photo from


  27. It’s a good thing you didn’t post a cute cat picture, because then I’d have to stop reading;)

  28. you know what, you should get a puppy while she’s gone. look at that one, it’s smiling!

  29. Aw, sad. I’d offer to come hang out with you and do the whole bach thing for a while but they probably won’t let me on the plane with all my liquid tears. Or my Wild Turkey.

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