Participants of Hands Across America in 1986
After 20 shameful years of failure, “Hands Across America” has finally been completed, as bloggers across the country hold “virtual” hands from one coast to the other, creating a “chain of blogger love,” and unifying the United States. America is back on the right track!
All participants — please touch your monitors tonight at 10PM EST. You will be holding the virtual hands of other fine American bloggers. If you were not on the designated cross-country route, please feel free to join in the festivities anyway — or just serve us all some ice cold lemonade.
WE BEAT LANCE BASS IS GAY!
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