Tag Archives: Los Angeles

The Negative Effect of my Vons Club Card on my Sex Life

Posted on August 28, 2006 by Neil

  I lied to you on my last blog post — the one about that Forbes article, “Don’t Marry Career Women.”  I made it sound as if I’m a super-cool feminist guy, the type of evolved man who doesn’t mind one bit that Sophia … Continue reading →

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Moving Week

Posted on August 21, 2006 by Neil

  I hate moving!  It is so tedious and time-consuming.  But I’m never too busy to sing in the car as I’m shlepping boxes…  sung to the tune of ‘The Jeffersons’ theme, “Movin’ On Up”  (listen to the original song) … Continue reading →

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Wolfgang Puck Hates My Family

Posted on August 11, 2006 by Neil

  I never had a fantasy about moving to California.  But when I came to Los Angeles, it wasn’t as if I didn’t know anything about the place.  I knew the Chinese Theater.  I knew Burbank from the Tonight Show.  … Continue reading →

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Mel Gibson Arrested for DUI

Posted on July 29, 2006 by Neil

  INT.  LOST HILLS SHERIFF’S STATION – LOS ANGELES – NIGHT Mel Gibson, still drunk off his ass, is sitting in his cell, mumbling to himself about the f**king Jews.  Suddenly Danny Glover comes bursting in through the door. Mel:  … Continue reading →

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Los Angeles: The Glamorous Life

Posted on July 24, 2006 by Neil

  A friend of mine once tried to start a magazine.   He explained to me how magazines became successful.  You take some niche topic (Golf, Fishing, Teenage Girls’ Fashion, Investing,  New York City Upscale Mothers) and you write articles which make your … Continue reading →

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Driving in LA – In Two Parts

Posted on May 24, 2006 by Neil

Part One — Car Poetry This week’s Poetry Thursday assignment was to be inspired by a single line from another blogger’s poem. I picked “A Morning By the Sea” by Susannah of Ink on My Fingers. The line that inspired … Continue reading →

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We Will, We Will Treadmill

Posted on May 23, 2006 by Neil

“Parking is upstairs,” shouted the parking attendant at the 24 Hour Fitness on Pico Blvd. I drove up this tight, curving ramp to the second floor. “Where ya goin’?” asked a second attendant. “24 Hour Fitness.” “Parking is downstairs.” “He … Continue reading →

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He Wasn’t a Tiger-Cat!

Posted on May 22, 2006 by Neil

  Look, it’s one thing if, while IM-ing with a female blogger, I tell her that “if we hook up, I’ll make love to you like no man has ever made love to you before.”  She’ll understand that I’m blowing … Continue reading →

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Watch the Road: Venice Boulevard, Los Angeles

Posted on May 18, 2006 by Neil

A Year Ago on Citizen of the Month:  Passing the Bar Mitzvah

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Meeting Barry at Canter’s

Posted on March 20, 2006 by Neil

Barry is one of my oldest friends from New York.  We’ve known each other since elementary school.  Recently, he took on a  job which requires him to travel a lot.  This week brought him to Los Angeles.  I decided to … Continue reading →

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