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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
He lives in NYC or LA -- he's not sure yet. He can be contacted at neilochka on yahoo.
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Branding
I miss biting a woman’s arm. I love that. I love to taste the salty skin until she pushes me away and says, “Stop it. That hurts.” But she likes it, despite what she says. There is a time for … Continue reading
The Walmart Mom Question
Today, as I received yet another email about this post I wrote last week, I understand what it must feel like to be a politician after a story is leaked to the press that YOU DID inhale during that one … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Blogging and the Internet
Tagged blogging, Branding, Tiger Woods
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Your Perception of Me
This post is more for me than you. I’m still playing around with that idea of my “brand.” Here is a list of seventeen descriptions of Neilochka, this blog’s writer. Could you do me a favor and pick the three … Continue reading
Searching for My Identity in a Queens McDonald’s
I’ve written about my local Queens McDonald’s before. It is across the street from my mother’s apartment building. It is also the worst run McDonald’s in the country. The managers are so chintzy here that you have to ask for … Continue reading
Posted in New York City
Tagged bootleg DVD, Branding, coffee, DVD ripping, identity, McDonald's
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Name Changes: I Now Live In Blogosphere Estates
1) My Favorite Cereal I was walking down "aisle 10" in Ralph’s Supermarket today to buy my usual healthy, but cardboard-tasting "high-fiber" cereal, when I started reminiscing about the sugar-high cereals of my youth: Lucky Charms, Trix, Frosted Flakes, and … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, News and Politics, Products
Tagged Auschwitz, Branding, Flushing, Kellogg's, Naming, real estate
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