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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Category Archives: Life with Sophia
Why Not?
I had a nice weekend with Sophia. Tonight we are sitting in separate rooms. She is in the bedroom, playing online poker on her laptop. I am in my office, writing this nonsense, in between stints on Twitter and Facebook. … Continue reading
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Figure-Skating Fans of Orange County
On Wednesday, I noticed in the newspaper that “Smuckers Stars on Ice” was playing at the Staples Center on Thursday, for one night. “Hey, “Stars on Ice” is at Staples tomorrow,” I said to Sophia. This comment was supposed to … Continue reading
Good Year
The year, 2010, started out promising, like the Goodyear blimp rising over the city, a whirring airship ascending slowly and elegantly, graceful in appearance, like a modern dancer. “Happy New Year,” I screamed at midnight on December 31, drunk on … Continue reading
The Two Towers
On Thursday, I was sleeping at my friend’s house (that is another story, one in which I will avoid discussing at the moment), when I received the Bat signal. Literally. I programmed Sophia’s ringtone as the 1960′s Batman song, because … Continue reading
Carpool Lane
I am enjoying writing posts on my iPhone. They tend to be short, snapshots of half-baked ideas, complete with amusing errors from the spell-checker, passages with no literary value. I am sitting in the waiting room of Sophia’s therapist, dragged … Continue reading
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Car Stolen
Hyundai Santa Fe gone away to East L.A. where Jose will chop away and ship next day to Monterrey. What can I say? You’re on your way to those who pay for parts Hyundai. I hope and pray You’ll be … Continue reading
Call Box
I brought along a pile of old CDs to play in the car as we drove to Las Vegas. I had planned on us leaving Friday morning, but Sophia had the idea of leaving Thursday night instead. I was wary … Continue reading
Monday Night Therapy
(actual magazines from therapist’s waiting room!) Last night, I went with Sophia to her therapist. It was the first time EVER that we sat in the same room with one therapist. (this part deleted) After the session, I thought I … Continue reading
Anxiety Friday: Confrontation
Last Sunday was a perfect California day. Sophia and I walked to the pier. There was an all-day jazz festival going on. The stage was set up right in front of the Pacific. Nearby was a small crafts fair, where … Continue reading
Rock Bottom: The Trainwreck Post
Splat. I hit the cold hard bottom. Since returning from my visit with my mother and Sophia down in Florida, I have fallen apart. My anxiety level is at an all time high. All the strands of my life are … Continue reading



