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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
He lives in NYC or LA -- he's not sure yet. He can be contacted at neilochka on yahoo.
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Monthly Archives: November 2010
Blogging Manifesto for 2011
Lyrics + Translation I throw my hands up in the air sometimes Saying ay-oh, gotta let go. I wanna celebrate and live my life Saying ay-oh, baby let’s go. (Let’s get this party started; this is what I believe here … Continue reading
Announcing the Fifth Annual Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert!
photo by Lotus at Sarcastic Mom Dear God, For four years we raised our voices in harmony, men and women of faith, and unbelievers alike (even with their dreary myths about dinosaurs and evolution), all in praise of the unity … Continue reading
Forever 13
Today, I’m attending the bar mitzvah of the son of one of my closest friends. This got me curious to go look at the photos from my own bar mitzvah. As I looked at this photo of this thirteen year … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General
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Moralistic Me
I’m more moralistic than you would expect. I’m easy-going and non-judgmental on a personal level, but when it comes to groups, I’m like an 19th Century hermetic crackpot who spends years writing a tract about the perfect society, and then … Continue reading
Talk Talk
My mother had a minor procedure done at NYU hospital yesterday, and she was first aboard with the surgeon, so we had to be there at 6 AM. When we arrived, we were shuttled into a pre-surgery waiting room where … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet
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Branding
I miss biting a woman’s arm. I love that. I love to taste the salty skin until she pushes me away and says, “Stop it. That hurts.” But she likes it, despite what she says. There is a time for … Continue reading
Find Me a Photo of Lindsay Lohan!
Since this is a post about stealing, I should be upfront right in the beginning, and say that I am stealing this post from myself — I already asked this question on Facebook. It all started when I read Mom … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet
Tagged blogging, copyright, photography, stealing photos
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Ineffective Scholastic Books of My Youth
Lay-up, foul-shot, block that ball! Read this book and learn it all. Page by page and you’ll go far Be a star like Kareen Abdul Jabbar! Alas, it never did come true Perhaps Scholastic I should sue.
The Priests, the Merchants, the Fools
I’m beginning to think that in any social group or organization, every single person is necessary to paddle and steer the ship, even the ones who are the most despised. Sure, things can get heated when various personalities get together, … Continue reading