I was complaining to someone on Twitter a few days ago that I might use my time on my own as a “bachelor” to do a few of the things that I missed in my youth. I have a long list of missed opportunities, many of which — had I accomplished them – would have given me more confidence and helped me gain the important social skills that create success.
My life might be different if I followed a different path. I was a late bloomer. I have a friend who was married with child by the time I had an opportunity (and the nerve) to touch some serious boobie. I didn’t go to my prom. I wasn’t in a fraternity. I’ve never been to a toga party. I’ve never drank so much warm beer from a keg that I passed out on the floor (what fun!) I’ve never had sex with a complete stranger. I’ve never kissed a girl at lookout point. I’ve never streaked through campus. I’ve never been to a drive-in.
And I’ve ALWAYS wanted to go to a drive-in movie!
Luckily, Marilyn told me about a way where I can do ALL of these AT ONCE. So, forget flying to San Francisco for BlogHer. Next month, I am flying to Monte Vista, Colorado to stay several nights at the Best Western Kelloff’s Movie Manor Motor Inn on U.S. Highway 160.
KELLOFF’S BEST WESTERN MOVIE MANOR IS THE WORLD’S ONLY MOVIE MOTEL! Our Inn offers a unique concept in accommodations. Your room faces a giant outdoor movie screen and sound is piped into your room.
This summer if you want to see a movie on a big screen, but don’t want to get out of bed, then plan a stay at the Best Western Movie Manor Motor Inn. The Movie Manor provides rooms with speakers and a large picture window that faces a drive-in theatre screen. If you want snacks, mosey on over to our snack bar for popcorn, pop, candy and all sorts of goodies.
Can you imagine how innovative this is? It is a motel built around a DRIVE-IN! You can have a toga party IN YOUR ROOM (sheets included with motel stay), get food and a few KEGS for the wild party from the snack bar, and then kick everyone out of the room before movie time — except for the hottest babe, hopefully a complete stranger! Then, it is just two of you, snuggling in bed, still in your togas, getting all passionate as you watch some bad movie playing outside your window at the drive-in.
And you don’t even have to drive her to a motel afterwards! You’re already there!
Then my life will be complete, and I can stop going to therapy.