Am I the onlyÂ Jew NOT insulted by Ann Coulter’s statement that Christians are Jews “perfected?”Â
C’mon, Jews, who wants to be perfect?Â When I f**k up, at least I have an excuse — hey, I’m Jewish, I’m not perfect.Â
“I’m sorry, Sophia, that I forget to buy you flowers for our anniversary.Â But, remember — I’m Jewish.”Â
“Oops, I didn’t expect to come so fast and roll over and go to sleep.Â But then again, I am Jewish.Â I’m not perfect. It’s a thelogical fact.Â Too bad.”
“Yeah, I dented the car againÂ Oy Gevalt.Â If only I was perfect and drove perfectly like my Christian friends.Â On the positive side, as a member of the Tribe, I’m good at making money — unless you are a really stupid Jew like me — who spends way too much time wasting his energy blogging to entertain a bunch of married women who don’t even put out for him.Â But then again, I am Jewish, so what do you expect?Â I’m nuts!”
Maybe I should convert.Â Eh, I would screw that one up too.Â No offense, Catholics, but the bread-body wine-blood thing is a little weird to me.Â And Protestants – well, you’re just boring.
My biggest problem is that most of youÂ ARE Christians.Â Â You’re Jews perfected.Â Â We all know why I’m in therapy.Â But what the f**k is your excuse?