I apologize for this post. Please don’t ban me from the internet. I know you mommybloggers are so powerful that you have the power to do so. Remember, I was also once an innocent baby in a mother’s arms!
I Apologize to all Mommybloggers
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You know, I have no damn clue what you’re talking about, Neil.
That MILF tag is going to get you a lot of frustrated porn seekers…
Did we really Live in the 70’s or was it the 80’s, with that weird go go lucky vibe?
Oh how I wish my sons were so regretful.
Quit apologizing, we know you were joking. Just like I hope you know I was joking about Sophia. Yes, I felt bad for my comment and I’m sorry too.
Please note that in the Abba video, the brunette is 100x sexier than the blond, who is supposedly the “sexy” Abba girl. Check out how she “rides” the piano bench. Brunettes rule! From now on the standard isn’t Betty vs. Veronica for me, but Frida vs. Agnetha.
I really like Abba. I need to see Mamma Mia!
Psychomom — There’s only one person to blame for me being overly-apologetic and insecure all the time — MY MOTHER! Are you beginning to connect the dots? (that was a joke, Mom. Really. Don’t call because I’m just going to have Sophia answer to tell her to tell you that “I’m in the shower.”)
That was Abba? Oh I am so out of it.
I have never seen anyone so scared of mommybloggers. I blame it all on the evil and powerful Dooce, who has tried to take over the Internet and should be stopped. So-called mommybloggers deserve to be made fun of, as do us soap opera-watching, Abba-loving straight guys. (Well, in my defense, I really enjoyed the Abba songs in “Muriel’s Wedding” but I don’t think I could bear sitting through the play “Momma Mia.”)
P.S. to mothers of twins: do you really breastfeed both of your babies at the same time? Cool!
the whole thing made me laugh, I didnt take you seriously and it made me laugh and then I read a comment from one of your followers that kind of set me off…I have posted about it on my own blog…it sparked a little something in me…go find out…
So, the Mommy Blogger Mafia got to you and strong-armed an apology out of you.
Well, you know what they say… “Better to ask forgiveness afterward than to ask permission beforehand.”
Damn you give in easy.
Neil,
I DON’T CARE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE OFFENDED MOMS!!! And, I don’t really care about your Prius, or your crappy car. I just can’t believe that I missed having a toke of your virtual POT! Do you have any left? Can I have some. Please, pretty please, with cherries, whip cream and nuts on top?
I’ll just take a small hit. No one will know. Or, maybe I can stand next to you and inhale. That way I can get high off second hand smoke. Or wait, wasn’t it that you could blow smoke into someone else’s mouth after you took a hit so that the both of you could get high off taking 1 drag? Wow, that’s the ticket.
I never realized those two ABBA babe were so hot. (of course, I never listened to their schlock.) How is it they are not in the rock and roll hall of fame?
I’m a mom. I have a blog. I am not a mommy blogger. I am also, therefore, completely unaffected by your mommybloggers rant except for the part where you made me wipe away a tear at your P.S.S.
However, I do SO love your tags for this post. Muchly, I do.
It’s all good, Neil – pass the love – embrace the differences – tune in, turn on….oh, sorry i must have been smoking the virtual pot 😉 mwah..
Hey, if Don Imus can apologize to Al Sharpton…
On a completely unrelated note I absolutely love the bra ad with the girl on the firetruck and may steal it to morph into a header! 🙂
i love how the directions to clean the baby says “if covered in poo wipe off what you can and flush in toilet”
nah… i’ll just leave it
I was going to say something but my husband walked up behind me and grabbed my breasts, shook them in his hands and said, “YES, YES I DO” in response to Louis’ question in the beginning of this post. So, I guess that’s all I can really say about that. *chuckles*
I can’t believe someone made directions on how to change a baby! Hilarious!
The video on this one was a bit disturbing!! I think the blonde was a dominatrix incongito (and NO this is not transference!) Interesting bit of mommyblogger retribution! Much peace, JP
I’m 100% with you. I’ve read many blogs that were good until the person had a baby and then just posted photos of it everyday. It’s just too easy. They’re cute and all, but how many angles can they be photographed from?
ABBA always makes me feel better. So wrong, and yet….
Is it just me, or is that Sally Field in the Maidenform bra ad?
If Sally Field is much too young to have been in a Maidenform bra ad, I shall grovel in the dirt and apologise profusely.
my life’s dream is to become a milf.
Gorillabuns — Oh, you are. You are. (uh, maybe I shouldn’t have said that)