I noticed today that a few of my favorite bloggers, including Ms. Sizzle and Karl, and Fringes, requested that their readers ask them personal questions, which they then answered on their blog. I thought this was a great way to get to know these bloggers in a more intimate way. I’m really curious to learn what questions you would ask me. Unfortunately, I’m not as patient as Ms. Sizzle, Karl, or Fringes and I don’t feel like sitting around all day answering your questions.
So, here is my idea. Go ahead and ask me a personal question. The next commenter should then answer the question for ME, as ME. After answering the question, the commenter then ask me a NEW question, to be answered in turn by the next commenter AS ME, etc.
Here is an example:
Comment 1:
Question: Neil, what is your favorite color?
Comment 2:
Neil: My favorite color is Green.
Question: Neil, have you ever been in a threesome?
I realize that most of the answers will be wrong, but what do I care? I hope you enjoy getting to know me a little bit better!
A Year Ago on Citizen of the Month: The Beechers of San Diego
I really enjoyed this...
Neil: Why in a centrafuge of course. i’m all for stem cell research…and I am a Real man..The word MENSES doesn’t creep me out one bit. Nice try though!
Question: Do you sometimes feel like a puppet master? Are you a power freak?
Mwah-ha-ha-ha!! I am the master of my own domain! Let the ground quiver when faced with my… my… uh… hmm. (ahem) next question, please.
Neil, where do babies come from?
Neil: Why from China and Africa, of course! Just ask Angelina and Madge…
Question: What type of parasite would you prefer? A parasitic twin living inside you, or a Botfly?
Neil: Definitely the parasitic twin; at least it’s mostly ME. Any animal tat burrows into me makes me throw up in my mouth.
Question: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Neil: I was going for the Batman look but somehow the spell got all mixed up and I got black birds 4 and 20. Look closely and sometimes a pie comes out of the sky too.
Question: What’s love got to do with it?
Neil’s Penis: I really don’t care about love as long as I’m getting some. Of course, I will use the L-word if it means I will get some.
Question: What’s the meaning of life?
Neil: Circus Peanuts. You know those orange floppy pieces of weirdly shaped peanut like candies. Yup, Circus Peanuts people.
Question: What’s the deal with you and Sophia? Are you divorced or back together? Or what is the story?
Neil: Oh, it’s just so complicated. I wish I knew. I feel as though I’m going with the flow of a flash flood, sometimes, trying to keep my head above the water.
Question: How many roads must a man walk down?
Neil: Is this a euphemism for “How many women must a man sleep with before he becomes a MAN?” If so, I hope the answer is 1.5, because that’s my record so far.
Question: What is it about Karla from karlababble.com that has you so obsessed about her?
Neil: Her adam’s apple.
Question: Have you always been a dude?
No, I used to be THE MAN, but then I moved to LA.
What do you think of Birkenstocks?
Neil: I saw this cute girl working at Starbuck’s wearing Birkenstocks so now I have them too and maybe when I order my soy latte, she’ll ask me out.
Question: Do you ever think of moving back to NY?
Only if I can drive cross-country in a Prius with my iPod and a few boxes of John Updike.
Question: Neil’s Penis, have you ever used Viagra?
Neil’s Penis: Schhhaaaa…me? Neil might need some every once in a while, but I sure don’t.
Question: How are your biceps doing these days, Neil?
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i’m so glad i didn’t participate. for a joiner, it was hard for me to refrain but now i see the benefits.