Meet Jane. She loves Target so much she bought a car of the same color.
Jane finds Target very sexy, unlike the boring Walmart. Target has fancy designer brands.
Jane likes to try on sexy clothes at Target.
Jane loves these Mossimo Gold Pricilla Crocodile ‘fuck me’ pumps she found at Target.
Jane remembers a funny Nerve.com article which said you can "buy all sorts of unintentional sex toys at Target like novelty handcuffs, furry slap bracelets, and phallic garden hoses equipped with "turret pistols." "
Jane doesn’t have a boyfriend and decides to buy the Ultra Percussion Massager with Heat at Target.
Richard works at Target. He is divorced. He once dated Jane in high school.
Richard sees that Jane doesn’t have a boyfriend.
Richard gives Jane exactly what she needs in the employee dressing room. Three times.
Richard is concerned that they didn’t use a condom.
Jane says don’t worry. She has a prescription for emergency contraception from her physician.
This is Mr. Willis, the Target pharmacist. Mr. Willis says that Target does not fill those types of prescriptions, even if they are perfectly legal. Target is a family store and not about sex.
(props to Miss Tanya)