Los Angeles church looking to fill up their Sunday services.
Los Angeles churchesStarbucks
August 8, 2005 at 4:56 pm
Wow. I can’t believe God has resorted to bribing the guilty masses with coffee from the evil Starbucks Corporation.
August 8, 2005 at 5:03 pm
Jesus and Starbucks? Eeek!
August 8, 2005 at 5:17 pm
So what you’re saying is that everytime I order a double-tall-nonfat-sugarfree-hazelnut-latte at starbucks, I’m actually drinking the *real* “Jesus Juice”???? …. .Wow!
August 8, 2005 at 5:32 pm
What would Jesus think, that’s what I’m askin’ myself. Although he seems like a coffee drinker to me.
August 8, 2005 at 5:46 pm
you’d have to buy me a lifetime supply of Starbucks to get me to attend any kind of fundamentalist gathering.
August 8, 2005 at 5:59 pm
You think free-thinking bohemian poets are better? Just attended monthly reading of a small literary magasine; couldn’t stop spitting all the way home.
August 8, 2005 at 6:07 pm
I would think Jesus Juice, no, wait, that’s Michael Jackson.
August 8, 2005 at 6:55 pm
August 8, 2005 at 8:12 pm
If he were residing in LA, I think Jesus would pick the Coffee Bean&Tea Leaf over Starbucks… I think he seems like a mocha blended sort of guy. And why don’t we have the Coffee Bean on the east coast?
August 8, 2005 at 8:33 pm
I always consult Jesus when I do my grocery shopping, so why not inquire what he coffee he drinks too? That’s just good church business!
August 8, 2005 at 10:25 pm
Jesus likes the Caramel Macchiatos.
August 9, 2005 at 7:31 am
We call them “coffee churches” here in Chicagoland…and they’re EVERYWHERE!
August 9, 2005 at 1:00 pm
no way! too funny.
August 9, 2005 at 3:08 pm
I bet they use that Kabbalah water to make the coffee.
August 9, 2005 at 3:19 pm
Is that the sound of the bottom of the barrel being scraped?
Why, yes. I believe it is.
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