Whatever Brings Them In August 9, 2005 / Neil Kramer / 15 Comments Los Angeles church looking to fill up their Sunday services. Share this:FacebookTwitterMoreEmailPrintRedditLinkedIn Los Angeles Los Angeles churchesStarbucks Previous post Our Government At Work Next post Whatever Brings Them In, Part 2 15 Comments Melliferous Pants August 8, 2005 at 4:56 pm Wow. I canâ€™t believe God has resorted to bribing the guilty masses with coffee from the evil Starbucks Corporation. Reply M.A. August 8, 2005 at 5:03 pm Jesus and Starbucks? Eeek! Reply modigli August 8, 2005 at 5:17 pm So what you’re saying is that everytime I order a double-tall-nonfat-sugarfree-hazelnut-latte at starbucks, I’m actually drinking the *real* “Jesus Juice”???? …. .Wow! Reply a.m. griff August 8, 2005 at 5:32 pm What would Jesus think, that’s what I’m askin’ myself. Although he seems like a coffee drinker to me. Reply jenny August 8, 2005 at 5:46 pm you’d have to buy me a lifetime supply of Starbucks to get me to attend any kind of fundamentalist gathering. Reply Tatyana August 8, 2005 at 5:59 pm You think free-thinking bohemian poets are better? Just attended monthly reading of a small literary magasine; couldn’t stop spitting all the way home. Reply Cactus Prick August 8, 2005 at 6:07 pm I would think Jesus Juice, no, wait, that’s Michael Jackson. Reply Susan August 8, 2005 at 6:55 pm Wow, just…wow. Reply danielle August 8, 2005 at 8:12 pm If he were residing in LA, I think Jesus would pick the Coffee Bean&Tea Leaf over Starbucks… I think he seems like a mocha blended sort of guy. And why don’t we have the Coffee Bean on the east coast? Reply Megan August 8, 2005 at 8:33 pm I always consult Jesus when I do my grocery shopping, so why not inquire what he coffee he drinks too? That’s just good church business! Reply anne arkham August 8, 2005 at 10:25 pm Jesus likes the Caramel Macchiatos. Reply cannot be trusted August 9, 2005 at 7:31 am We call them “coffee churches” here in Chicagoland…and they’re EVERYWHERE! Reply amanda August 9, 2005 at 1:00 pm no way! too funny. Reply Brooke August 9, 2005 at 3:08 pm I bet they use that Kabbalah water to make the coffee. Reply introspectre August 9, 2005 at 3:19 pm Is that the sound of the bottom of the barrel being scraped? Why, yes. I believe it is. Reply Leave a ReplyCancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.