An idiot waits until the last minute on April 15 to send in his tax forms.
And idiot drives to the Hollywood Post Office where he is told that he can get his envelope stamped at the Beverly Blvd. Post Office.
An idiot drives to the Beverly Blvd. Post Office where people are stamping envelopes outside, but he learns it is a scam and these people are not postal workers, and the police arrive on the scene.
An idiot learns that he needs to go to the Post Office at LAX to get his envelope stamped before midnight.
An idiot drives all the way to LAX and ends up at the wrong facility on Century Blvd.
An idiot races several blocks away to the right facility where, under large floodlights, postal workers stand in the street carrying mail sacks.
An idiot waits in a two-block line of cars until it it is his turn to throw his envelope into one of the sacks.
An idiot, exhausted and hungry, takes out food from Fatburger.
An idiot, with heartburn from Fatburger, can’t sleep and watches a repeat of the news where he sees other idiots driving their tax forms in at the last moment.