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Leaving The House

F You, Blogosphere! F You Twitter! F You BlogHer! F You Blogging Badges! F You, Those with One Reader. F You, Those Making Millions From Blogging! F You, Facebook! F You Maggie Dammit! (That’s right, Even You, You All-Around-Good-Person And Talented Writer) No one escapes my wrath this time! No one!

I love you. I hate you. You inspire me. You bore me. You tease me. I tease you.

It’s time for me to leave the house, go into the city and SEE REAL LIFE!

Be back next week.


  1. AnnieH(the other Annie)

    I hope you know to keep your thoughts to a low muttering when you leave the house. Want you to keep your street cred, baby.
    and PS. love ya, too:>)

  2. Heather

    What if I’m not good at any of these things? Will you tell me to F off too?

    😉 Enjoy your break!

  3. threeboys1mommy

    Oh Neil, when are you going to post a picture of your mangina already 😉

    Miss you already,

  4. schmutzie

    Luff you.

  5. Twenty Four At Heart

    Real life? What’s that?

  6. maggie, dammit

    Forklift me?

    Anyway, I totally heard if you keep it all in it’ll fall off and/or you’ll die. Hurry back.

  7. melissa

    enjoy the real world. take pictures so we can see it on your blog!!

  8. Black Hockey Jesus

    You can’t out there. See you tomorrow.

  9. flutter

    fuck off and get out of your house!!

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  11. Loukia

    You will be missed! Have fun. 🙂

  12. Jill

    Have fun. We’ll be anxiously awaiting your return!

  13. kelly

    Laughing that you said FU to Maggie, the sweetest woman in the whole darn blog-o-sphere. Really. It’s funny because you don’t mean it. If you meant it, I would have to kick your ass. Have fun out there in the wide wild world.

  14. MommaSunshine

    We all need a va-cay now and then. Enjoy!!

  15. mamie

    yep. fuck it all. have a good time in the real world, waiting with bated breathe to find out how it goes in the wilds out there. with, you know, real people and stuff.

  16. better safe than sorry

    life is so much easier when you’re just a gardener.

  17. Annie

    I hope you are having a great time!

  18. sputnik1

    One of my favorite books and movies in the whole world. “I’m Chance, the Gardener.” And, I imagine you get this, Neil, “I like to watch.”

  19. vodkamom

    now THAT is what I call a rant.

    Are you sure you’re not a woman?

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