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New Administration

Department of Defense

I am back in New York.

Secretary of State

I will be attending Blogher in July.

Press Secretary

I bought an iPhone.

Department of Treasury

I will be focusing on making more money.

Department of Interior

I will start dating, so hopefully soon I will be naked in bed, getting unlimited access to an attractive woman’s department of interior.

Oh, yeah, I’m happy about President Obama, too.


  1. mommyknows

    Haha … you make me laugh!

    I am happy about Pres. Obama as well.

  2. natalie

    i’m on the blogher fence. i would love to go and meet everyone, but i’m not sure i should spend the money since my husband is looking for a job.

    glad you’re back.

  3. Katee

    I am trying to figure out what “blogher” is all about. I’d love for you do post more information on it, if you feel so inclined. BTW your blog is hilarious!

  4. Janna

    Hey, you decided to go! Please blog all about it. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for some cute single Blogher ladies for you.

  5. Janna

    Oh, and happy day about the iphone. I have the itouch and love it.

    Oh yeah, and that Obama guy. Pretty excited about that too!

  6. 180/360

    I’m really hoping your “Department of Defense” doesn’t interfere with your “Department of Interior!”

  7. Nancy

    Welcome (?) back to NY … onward and upward even if it isn’t your first choice.

    Yeah about Obama, you going to BlogHer, and your iPhone.


  8. Amy Nathan

    You will give new meaning to BlogHer at Blogher. I could use a BlogHim conference.

  9. SciFi Dad

    So you’re moving on?

  10. Neil

    Sci-Fi Dad — Uh, well… yes, but uh… still…

  11. sizzle

    See you at BlogHer!

    • Neil

      Glad you’re going!

  12. Zoeyjane

    Quite genius. I’m going to buy you a (free) drink at BlogHer, kay?

  13. churlita

    That’s funny. I don’t share any of those offices with you. I’d like to make more money, but I’ve worked the same job for over 11 years now and I’m not giving up the 5 weeks of vacation I’ve slogged through so many years to achieve.

  14. Gramps

    LA seems so…empty…since you left again.

  15. 3boys1mommy

    I fully expect the girls at Blogher to rough you up and take your iPhone.

  16. lizriz

    Hooray! See you at BlogHer!


  17. Long Story Longer

    I loved this one.

  18. Memarie Lane

    My gorgeous cousin is moving to NY, but she’s gay. Her gorgeous daughter (Miss Taos New Mexico 2007) lives there also, but she’s too young for you. I also have a gay Uncle in NY, he’s single, and pretty cute…

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