According to my last post, my view of myself is slightly different than your view of Neilochka. I would probably pick these three as my main “characteristics” —
1) Imaginative, head-in-the-clouds guy who can never find his own keys or his own underwear.
2) Bullshitting male who enjoys nothing better than chatting with “the guys” in a coffee shop.
3) Nervous, overly apologetic person, needing affirmation from others.
But am I right? Or am I deluding myself? I had trouble sleeping last night, tossing and turning, wondering if I truly knew myself. Your comments didn’t bother me at all, but my own opinion of the real Neilochka was torturing me! Eventually, at around 3AM, I calmed myself down.
“Does anyone really “know” himself?” I asked myself.
Probably not. This was quite a relief.
There was something else that was bugging me ALL day —
Did you know that when you write 8 ) in WordPress, it automatically turns into a smilie face with sunglasses. It drove me crazy, especially since 8 ) on my list was “Flirt who dreams of f**king most of the women he has met on their kitchen tables.” It was like WordPress was making a meta-comment, winking at me, the application insisting that it knew me better than I know myself. Blogger or Typepad would never do that, or be so arrogant.
Eventually, I had to use 8 ) with a space after the number just to avoid 8) Annoying.
Are you surprised that number 8 is NOT one of my three top characteristics? This means that female bloggers can feel safe chatting with me again on IM, even if you are sitting in your kitchen, wearing your apron, typing on your laptop on the kitchen table while you are preparing dinner.