Good morning,Â guest posters.Â Â Here are your topics for next week.Â Â Do us proud!Â Â Email your work to me when it is done.Â Â Like hell I trust you with my blog’s password.
“How I Would Explain the Internet to John Adams (And What I Would CookÂ Him For Dinner)”
by Rhea of The Boomer Chronicles
“I Woke Up Today with a Penis!Â Can my Marriage Survive?” Â
by Marinka of Motherhood in NYC
“If I Could Only Bring One Carry-On Luggage to Heaven — What Will Be Inside?”Â
by CharmingDriver of Charming Bitch
“What I Can Teach Neil abut Making a Women Really Really Happy”Â
by Linsey of Uncouth Heathen
“My FirstÂ Day as the Chicago Cubs New Mascot To Attract More Gay Men to the Park– the Chicago Red Hot”Â Â
by Fort Knocks of Impatiens
“I woke up with a penis on the last day of my life, wondering what to pack for heaven. I won’t have to cook dinner, make Neil happy anymore, or go to work at the ballpark! I’m ALREADY in heaven. Now I’m going to load this suitcase with Belgian beer and get ready to party with the prophets and all their wives!”
See, I’ve got you covered. And I did it in the comments box. Everyone else has next week off too! : )
I love it when you let your evil genius out to play.
John *Quincy* Adams would have been much funnier.
Hello! It’s a series of tubes!
Pam, U R 2 clever.
Man, I wish I hadn’t come late to the party.
I really would have wanted Tuesday’s topic. :-]
I can’t wait!
I can’t wait!!
â€œI Woke Up Today with a Penis! Can my Marriage Survive?â€
I WANTED THAT TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil, you’re a genius. A historical topic for me. Very fitting. I’m working on it. Will have it to you by Sunday night.
Neil, while I do look forward to these posts, I will miss you…
John Adams would get quesadillas at my house. Which, ironically, is exactly what would be in my carry on bag.
I can’t find the Guy Kawasaki post.