I’m waiting… for that apology…
Does this joust go with my shoes?
You know I don’t like green peppers in my kung pao chicken!
Why must you always flirt with Fury in my presence?
I thought your mother was staying at a hotel this time?!
I don’t care what you got from Netflix. Tonight we’re watching Grey’s Anatomy.
Stop fooling yourself, Neilochka. It’s not even close to Titan’s. That one time we… it was… it was… like this…
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