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June 17, 2007 at 9:01 pm
I’m waiting with bated breath.
June 17, 2007 at 9:37 pm
AAAAHAHA! I love this. I cannot wait. Is that the real pigeon? Wait. Don’t tell me.
June 18, 2007 at 12:28 am
Blog trailers! How cutting edge!
June 18, 2007 at 1:49 am
Wow. My hopes are up!
*Sits eagerly cross-legged*
June 18, 2007 at 2:44 am
oooooooooooo, i hope it has a happy ending, i love a happy ending! but i hope it’s not a pigeon on a bbq kind of happy ending, happy for you but not the pigeon. mmmmmmmmm, pigeon.
June 18, 2007 at 3:17 am
In a town…
[establishing shot ext day: Redondo Beach]
…where bipeds rule…
[ls ext day: people crossing street, pigeons on sidewalk]
…everything seems to be as it should be…
[old man on park bench reading newspaper, dog licking his genitals]
[medium shot: pigeon]
… will wander for hours …
[medium shot: pigeon wandering around in circles]
… until the day …
[pigeon ruffles feathers, flaps and flies away]
… that pigeon finds …
[pigeon lands on a patio]
… the patio.
From the producer of Squabs:
The Pigeon on the Patio
Written by Neil Kramer
Directed by Martin Scorcese
Starts tomorrow in selected blog feeds, and only … on Citizen of the Month
June 18, 2007 at 3:30 am
This gave me a nice little laugh this morning. Can’t wait for the full-length feature.
June 18, 2007 at 4:17 am
Squirrel on the Bench?
June 18, 2007 at 4:22 am
Hehehehe!! How much did you pay Girl Friday for that narrative? You two are funny!!
June 18, 2007 at 4:33 am
I hope there will be movie-related swag. And video games.
Lisa reminded me, Neil, I need to send you my standard contract for promotion and PR; that’s 5% of domestic gross and 10% of the gross proceeds of international and video sales/rentals. I’ll have my people contact your people. Ciao, babe.
June 18, 2007 at 5:04 am
Was it directed by Michael Bay?
June 18, 2007 at 6:10 am
Holy Crap, Peter, if Michael Bay directed it, then I’m definitely not coming back to see it. There will be guts everywhere. He cannot go three frames without blowing something up.
June 18, 2007 at 6:40 am
Does it have to? Could you not release it, please? Also, where’s the booming voice over by Don LaFontaine?
June 18, 2007 at 7:18 am
Oooo exciting bird blogging. June 19 too far away. I want it now!
June 18, 2007 at 7:55 am
Neil, what a rock star you are. Look at all the comments you get for just announcing that you are going to write a post!
June 18, 2007 at 8:54 am
LMAO… awww see. Now if you’re blogging about dang birds life can’t be too bad ;).
June 18, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Umm hmmm I bet there’s going to be a lot of poop coming up?? Jumping up and down
June 18, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I like you, Neil, really I do. But if your blog is going to feature a post about a pigeon on the patio, I need to read Penis’s POINT-of-view about it. Just thought you ought to know.
June 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Having been tipped off in advance, you all need to STOP thinking about Michael Bay and Martin Scorsese and START thinking about Chuck Jones and Tweety.
June 18, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Well, now I’m just going to sit here clicking “refresh” for 24 hours. The suspense is so, um, suspenseful.
June 18, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Intriguing… And such great news for you and Sophia.
June 18, 2007 at 4:12 pm
yes blog trailers-I can dig that too.
June 18, 2007 at 6:59 pm
I don’t know. I have grown to hate trailers in some ways. It’s always too long from the time that you see the first trailer before you can actually see the full feature. I want my movie/story now! No, no, no. Last week!! Because I have the attention span of a gnat and I’ll forget about your story and move onto the next.
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Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him at neilochka on yahoo.
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