Citizen of the Month

the writing and photography of Neil Kramer

Man and Woman: Morning



"You were amazing last night," she said, stretching in my bed.

"I was?"

"I love it when a man is so masterful.  When he takes charge.   Why don’t you do that more often?"

"You liked it?"

"I loved it.  I want you to do it again tonight."

"I really wanted to please you so much.  So, I took those chances."

"The way you took your time… everything so slow… and then you went "all in.""

"It’s how you win in a Texas Hold ’em game.  I took a hundred bucks from all those women.  Woo-hoo!  The second time in two weeks.  Maybe I’ll win tonight, too." 

"I was so impressed.  But you’re giving me back my twenty dollars, right?  Right?"

"Sure," he said, bluffing.


  1. She’s stretching in your bed, but he bluffs?

  2. Were you playing in bed or on the table? Yo didn’t have any cards up your sleeve did ya? Now, that is a trick question!

  3. Neilochka, the master of the bait and switch.

    Where did you learn all this stuff, anyway?

  4. Hm. My girlfriend never gets this excited when I play poker.

  5. Texas Hold ‘Em is a euphemism, no?

  6. why neil, nice work!

  7. I prefer seven-card stud myself.

  8. nice set up.

    you did get some, right? 🙂

  9. Edgy Mama – seven card stud! Nice one!

  10. A picture is worth 1000 words…
    Much better, Neil.

  11. Very Very Nice!

  12. Nice. You are welcome to sit in at my poker game any time. Just bring lots of cash.

  13. the foot fetishist inside me adores this post

  14. does this mean less penis posts?

  15. Thank god you had a good sense to change the visual (or rather-your editor S).
    White+blue+pink and the smug …erm…female swimming in it…you were this close of ruining your reputation with me, what’s left of it (3 words: the red shirt).

  16. You should come play with us sometime.

    Poker, of course.

  17. Whoever said romance was lost on you is full of it. 😉

  18. I don’t know whether to be intrigued or… or, hmmm. I need to learn to play poker better.

  19. the first pic’s a very nice pic. the toes, less so.

  20. Pearl — Thanks for the photo advice.

    Nelumbo — No.

  21. Ah, so Pearl was your editor this time…Thank you, Pearl!

  22. Wait….so is “poker” code word for the horizontal mambo? Tee hee.

  23. Texas Hold ’em or sex either way you come out a winner, Nice.

  24. huh, my 14 year old son plays poker. not sure if i should be worried or relived.

  25. Gorgeous shots and filters Neil, how our brain focuses on these beautiful parts and moments to equal a sum of full emotion. Me likes it lots 🙂

  26. Best poker erotica on the ‘net. 😉

  27. Texas Hold ‘Em games currently running have names like
    Big Blind
    Big Slick
    Call Cold
    Dead Man’s Hand
    Pocket Rockets

    Does yours have a name or are you more a generalist?

  28. Saucy, just how I like my Neil. ;]

  29. Shame on you Neil!!

    Cheating all those poor old ladies…. they could have put the money to good use ………….. like getting Botox.

  30. It’s the poker face, Neil…it’s the poker face. Or maybe the way you hold ’em — although not in Texas.

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