Easter vs. Passover 2006: The Grudge Match

(Easter eggs vs. Passover matzoh balls)
Yes, it’s that time of the year again as Jews and Christians battle it out for Spring Holiday of the Year.
Let the Games Begin!
1) HOLIDAY CANDY — EASTER VS. PASSOVER

Marshmellow Peeps (-10)
Cadbury Mini Eggs (+12)

Fruit slices (+5)
Barton’s Kosher for Passover Chocolates (-15)
HOLIDAY CANDY WINNER: EASTER!
2) HOLIDAY CAKE — EASTER VS. PASSOVER

Hot Cross Buns (+25)
Assorted Easter Cakes (+50)

Streit’s Macaroons (-150)
Passover Cakes (-100)
HOLIDAY CAKE WINNER: EASTER!
3) HOLIDAY MEAL — EASTER VS. PASSOVER

Glazed Ham (-150)
Leg of Lamb (-50)
Vegetables (+50)

Brisket (+150)
Matzo Kugel (+75)
Gefilte Fish (-25)
Matzo Ball Soup (+350)
HOLIDAY MEAL WINNER: PASSOVER!
4) HOLIDAY FUN — EASTER VS. PASSOVER

Making Easter Eggs (+30)
Rolling Easter Eggs (+3)

Finding the Afikomen [hidden matzo] and making money (+100)
HOLIDAY FUN WINNER: PASSOVER!
5) HOLIDAY "SURPRISE" GUEST — EASTER VS. PASSOVER

The Easter Rabbit (+20)

Elijah showing up to the seder to drink his "glass of wine." (-1)
HOLIDAY "SURPRISE GUEST" WINNER: EASTER!
6) HOLIDAY MOVIE — EASTER VS. PASSOVER

"The Passion of the Christ" — a violent and depressing movie (-25)

"The Ten Commandments" — old-school epic with lots of action and sex. (+140)
HOLIDAY MOVIE WINNER: PASSOVER!
7) HOLIDAY "HOT DATE" — EASTER VS. PASSOVER

Bringing Heidi Klum to your Easter Dinner. (+100)

Bringing Barbra Streisand to you Passover Seder. (+550)
HOLIDAY "HOT DATE" WINNER: PASSOVER!
Tags: Easter, Easter egg, Holiday, Matzoh, Passover, Pesach, Seder






