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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Tag Archives: Queens
12 Second Tour
I know this is sort of dumb, but I did a test of this application 12seconds, which allows you to make a 12 second video, sort of a video Twitter. Since the iphone doesn’t have video capability, the phone app … Continue reading
Wednesday Night Fever
Queens, Dec 10, 2008 Neil’s mother is cooking in the kitchen. Neil is in the bathroom, combing his hair. Mother: “Where ya going?” Neil: “Out.” Mother: “Where ya going?” Neil: “I said out.” Mother: “I know what you said. I … Continue reading
Change
There has been a lot of talk lately about CHANGE. Voting for Obama is for Change. Yom Kippur is this week — a time for change. Fall is about change. The leaves have already started to change colors in New … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, New York City
Tagged Flushing, life, Life in General, men and women, not about Obama, Queens, Women are from Venus
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Earth, Wind, and Fire
Today I will continue my tradition of writing a blog post about my neighborhood without walking a block from my mother’s apartment building. I’ve introduced you to the supermarket downstairs with the crashing cars and the religious Jewish guy with … Continue reading
Car in Supermarket Window
I know I promised that I wouldn’t blog this week. Please accept my apologies. There was just some excitement downstairs at the local supermarket, and I wanted to show my mother at work my “eyewitness account” — so I figured … Continue reading
Flushing Poem
Flushing Poem for Dana Guthrie Martin “Last stop! Last stop!” Flushing, what a name! Tiny women talking Mandarin in the rain Alone, I walk by A mural, Chinese art A cafe, a hooker A rusty shopping cart The downpour, the … Continue reading
Bagels Unite Us!
Time travel is becoming a theme on this blog. Last week, I wrote about how Dockers was going to call me on July 22 to discuss my “free” flight on July 16. Today, I’m going to talk about my Queens … Continue reading
Signs of the Times
I wasn’t lying when I said I bought a web-cam. But maybe I shouldn’t tell you that I got it for 75% off at Radio Shack. Hey, that’s a great bargain! Even my mother said so. OK, so now what … Continue reading
Posted in Life with My Parents, New York City
Tagged Flushing, Kissena Boulevard, Pelcorp, Queens, web-cam
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The 2AM Rapper
special to the New York Times: Elvis. The Beatles. Prince. In every generation, a new musical artist comes on the scene who so energizes his audience during his straight-from-the-heart performance that whoever was lucky enough to be in attendance is … Continue reading



