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Tag Archives: McDonald’s
99 Billion Served
“God, inspire me,” I say as I look up at the stars in the night sky through the window inside McDonald’s, where I sit on the hard, bright yellow plastic bench typical of the fast-food chain, sipping my small, tepid … Continue reading
Morning Dew
You need to grab nature wherever you can get it. Morning. I walk on the cracked, gray, concrete of the New York streets to the McDonald’s across the street, the artificially colored arches calling to me, “Coffee!” Before I can … Continue reading
Damn You
This was a long week in real life. It was also a long week ON the internet. I joined Stumbleupon, then inadvertently sent invites to everyone on my Yahoo email list. The evil application tricked me with their checked “tell your friends!” … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life with My Parents
Tagged death, McDonald's, senior discounts, Stumbleupon, Twitter, Yahoo Messenger
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Searching for My Identity in a Queens McDonald’s
I’ve written about my local Queens McDonald’s before. It is across the street from my mother’s apartment building. It is also the worst run McDonald’s in the country. The managers are so chintzy here that you have to ask for … Continue reading
Posted in New York City
Tagged bootleg DVD, Branding, coffee, DVD ripping, identity, McDonald's
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Fruit and Walnut and Procrastination Salad
Here is today’s Citizen of the Month’s word of the day: Procrastination. For some reason, I have a feeling that many of you are familiar with this word. There are different levels of procrastination. Watching the pre-Golden Globes Award Show … Continue reading


