You can say a lot of bad things about how men are judgmental about women, but you can’t say that a man judges a woman by herÂ height.Â You’ll never see a man thinking to himself:
Â “Oh, wow.Â She just took off her clothes and is beckoning to me to come into her bedroom.Â She wants me to stay over and have sex with her tonight.Â Dammit.Â If only she wasn’t three inches shorter than me!Â Better I just go home and watch “The Real Gilligan’s Island” on my Tivo.”
What is it with women and their obsession with a man’s height?Â I don’t think I’ve read one “dating blog” where a woman didn’t complain about one of her date’s height.
“He was too short…”
“He definitely lied about his height in his Jdate profile…”
“If I wanted a midget, I would have fucked someone in the circus…”
What’s the big deal with you women?Â Haven’t you ever heard the saying, “The best things come in small packages?”Â Why do you really need a taller man?Â It’s all in your head.Â If you need to get something from the top of the refrigerator — that’s why they invented a step stool.
I’m not exactly sure why our culture considers it “better” for the man to be taller than the woman.Â I looked it up on Google, thinking it may be related to our hunting and gathering days.Â I didn’t find anything.
And wouldn’t it better if a hunter was shorter?Â Who’s going to more easily hide behind that rock — Tattoo from Fantasy Island or basketball star Yao Ming?
Hollywood hasn’t help things for shorter men.Â Even when a male star is short (and many of them are), they need to find a love interest that’s even shorter.Â Every once in a while, I see a female celebrity shopping inÂ a Beverly HillsÂ supermarket or drinking a coffee in Starbucks.Â It’s shocking to see how tiny they are.Â I think in real life, Jennifer Aniston is like 3 feet tall!
One of my best friends from New York is a fairly short guy.Â He’s married now, with two beautiful children.Â His wife is taller than him, and she’s never complained.
In fact, when I see this picture of Gary Coleman, I think it would be great to be his height.Â Never again would a woman say to me, “My eyes are right here, not down there.”